Kalen Frericks

a lawyer & a cowboy.

[mau @villainsaints]

“she’s everything. he’s just ken.”

[Kalen Frericks @KalenFrericks]

Every time someone mails me something addressed to “Mrs. Dylan Peterson” a piece of me breaks off and fades away🫠

Is this really proper etiquette in 2023?

I just want to have the simple joy of opening mail addressed in my own name

[Tea Storm Chasers @TeaStormChaser]

This photo is of I90 near Kadoka, SD. This is why the Interstate remains closed.

[Ellen Weber @ellenweber11]

“My body my choice” only works for those who don’t want a vaccine I guess.

[Kalen Frericks @KalenFrericks]

@IcyJaime We do

[jake @HoungSheldon]

“We’ve got over 50 beers on tap” oh wow very nice one Miller lite bottle please

[Kalen Frericks @KalenFrericks]

don’t ask your lawyer to do math. don’t do it.

[Kalen Frericks @KalenFrericks]

no exactly. I don’t know a single woman who works. what is work??

[Variety @Variety]

“I have the best advice for women in business,” Kim Kardashian says. “Get your f--king ass up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days.” https://t.co/HuddEEXmoM

[Kalen Frericks @KalenFrericks]

At least once a day I am in some sort of embarrassing situation and from the depths of my mind I hear taylor swift singing “and that made me want to die” to me

[Ben Meyerink, MD @benmeyerink]

South Dakota hospitals are overflowing with COVID patients, primarily unvaccinated, and the number of deaths continues to rise. Denial and a lack of leadership only leads to more death and more illness.

[Kalen Frericks @KalenFrericks]

S/o to Pierre for being 114 degrees and keeping my coffee hot in my car for 8 hours while I took the bar exam

[Bailee @bailsbrumfield]

Asking someone who just took the bar exam how it went is a HIPAA violation

[Kalen Frericks @KalenFrericks]

petty politics has no place in a drought @KristiNoem

[Kristi Noem @KristiNoem]

C’mon man. Then why no fireworks at Mount Rushmore @joebiden?? Petty politics has no place on the 4th. #iloveamerica

[Kalen Frericks @KalenFrericks]

Owen Wilson never plays any character other than Owen Wilson

[Kalen Frericks @KalenFrericks]

@ellenweber11 Lmao tbh by the time this exam gets here I’m going to be like let’s f*king go, time to get this over with

[Kalen Frericks @KalenFrericks]

@ellenweber11 “Bong rips for Jesus” for kids

[Kalen Frericks @KalenFrericks]

@PaigeMetzinger Both likely

[Bobby Larsen @_ASAPBobby]

Them: What are you doing?

Me: Bar prep

Them: Haha nice man it's great to pregame before you go to a bar