Nik E

I love this country and honestly tried my best

[Nik E @3neandy]

@AliciaMaria3 dead 😂😂😂

[Nik E @3neandy]

@dominos hey! I’ve been waiting for pizza since 2:12....I called multiple times and they told me “any minute” finally at 3:15 I called again...Sarah the “manager” (says Justin online) cancelled my order and hung up on me....didn’t realize you turned away customers...

[Hall of Trivia @hqsports]

Retweet this if you’re excited for the second edition of HQ Sports 🔥

We’ll be drafting certain HQties with a push notification from HQ, but if you want to play regardless, follow us and turn on notifications so we can let you know when to open HQ 🧠

See you at halftime 🏀

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

I’m so confident in my @cavs, if the @warriors win the 2018 NBA finals, I’ll buy anyone who retweets this a signed @StephenCurry30 gameworn jersey. Even you @RandallTime. @KingJames https://t.co/zsQp3LxGbu

[Nik E @3neandy]

@hqtrivia Andersonne16

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Truly tragic!

[Nik E @3neandy]

Being tan takes my self esteem from a 2 to a 6. #summertime

[Netflix @netflix]

if you then you
don't love don't deserve
me at my me at my

[Nik E @3neandy]

I’m just here for the one shining moment montage. #NCAAChampionship

[Nik E @3neandy]

Fergie’s is so real; her apology is what I tell myself whenever I screw up too: “I love this country and honestly tried my best” 🙌🏻

[Nik E @3neandy]

Okay I’ll watch the first episode of Riverdale today.
*13 hours later*

[Nik E @3neandy]

#kesha 💕

[Nik E @3neandy]

FGL tickets booked for Summerfest!! @FLAGALine Look for @steven23egan and me in the pit!! 😏 #FGL #Summerfest

[Mario @mtehuitz]

Me: there’s nothing else to do about the government shutdown

Me after 4 glasses of wine:

[John Haydon👨🏼‍💻 @johnhaydon]

It’s so cold!!! But at least the weather has Jenny’s number.

[Zach @TweetsWithZach]

*Swipes card to pump gas in -10 weather*

Is this a debit card?
Enter zip code
Would you like a car wash?
Would you like a receipt?
Plans for next weekend?
Cats or dogs?
Where'd you get that shirt?
Are you single?

JUST PUMP THE GAS

[Nik E @3neandy]

I hate the “feel old yet” memes...I’m still hungover from NYE, I know I’m old.

[Nik E @3neandy]

My grandma after watching this: “I could make money moves” https://t.co/iI4aZ4Vo0D

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

This is amazing 😂👏 https://t.co/EDRpJ9O40Y