Hiraeth

Moderate Centrist. Tectonic rearrangement and biomass reprocessing advocate.

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@OVTweetmarck Which psalm did David compose about praying to the Lord to fire off a solar micronova and set back the clock a couple centuries? Cause I could certainly use that right about now

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@IndSocEnjoyer Half life is a video game, not reality

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@Clonerist I predict that by 2030 we’ll have pedogladiators

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@IndSocEnjoyer It’s Beta Beta Beta

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@LowKeyGuitarded We call them “exurbs” and they serve basically the same purpose

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@atlanticesque As much as a pain my job is, relegating Claude to being an advisor on DOT compliance really helps with preventing me from becoming too attached to it

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@fleshsimulator Being graced with Will Stancil’s presence

[Douglass Mackey @douglassmackey]

That’s nothing. Amazon has Wet Dog Food for $0.13/oz.

That’s $2.08/lb.

Slap a pound of that on top of half a hamburger bun and you’ve got your Sloppy Joe.

Eat enough of those and you’ll save enough money to make a down payment on a Chipotle Burrito with Klarna once a week.

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@interstatejuche They haven’t fed Ben enough foreskins yet to level up in the rabbinic tech tree

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@extradeadjcb It’s called being a patriot

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@GreeneMan6 “Gentlemen of the board, I present to you our consultant from Kyrgyzstan.”

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@eigenrobot @SocraticPsmith Which is why it is important to always remind myself of an important truth when reading dating discourse:
“Women are evil. But I am also evil, so it evens out.”

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@JayFivekiller The Trump administration must make boat shoes and handlebar mustaches mandatory for all intelligence agencies immediately

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@HariSel57511397 Time for another banger

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@wylfcen Go to work the next day

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@TakeThiamine Mmm. Blue fart drink. Tasty

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@catholicpat Can they issue out anti-indulgences? I don’t think that inserting slop into bulletins is a sin, but you should probably get another day of time-out in purgatory for doing it

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@QuetzalPhoenix “But I did eat breakfast…” I mutter as I cast myself into the path of damnation once again

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@PositivFuturist Everyone wants to save the planet, but very few have the resolve to commit total climate jihad against the third world

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@elmmaness @jlippincott Don’t worry, I’m looking right at it