lobotomamí

DO NOT RESUSCITATE

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

Waking up the morning after a long day of drinking

[jake @wormpuller]

Can we piss together later

[Urvashi Gormat @takeiteasyUrvy]

go clubbing with someone you feel intense lust for. it will heal you.

[poet @wavstxr]

my dad asked me what the meaning of my tattoo was . nigga it means the hoes gon love dis

[Dictator @dictxtor_]

My mind drifting away as soon as someone starts explaining the rules to a card game

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when you're already in a bad mood and someone you're not sexually attracted to starts saying sexual stuff near you

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Wanna come over and figure me out

[Grace⁷ @S0ULMATES_95]

they dont make men like him anymore

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

WILL I EVER GET OVER HIM

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

To all who celebrate

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

the level of horny i reach when i find out they’re just as down bad for me as i am for them is genuinely borderline demonic and insane

[pluto barbie 𐙚 @_problematicna]

off topic but i love seeing people crazily in love & together because it beets yalls take on relationships and marriages having to be boring it just means you settled

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

at some point in life you will learn that losing someone you thought you would marry is actually the plot twist that saves you