lobotomamí

DO NOT RESUSCITATE

[✰ @YOURESODEAD]

kc and titi are cute and kc treats titi well but fully supporting them would be agreeing with the statement that men are allowed to be disrespectful to any woman they don't like. and idk man i can't get down with that

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

remember if we ever run out of things to talk about we can always start kissing

[Raw @R4wf0ru]

the highest form of enlightenment is female orgasms

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

if your bf ugly as fuck and he don’t make me giggle within the first 5 minutes of meeting him i’m calling the police and telling them he touched me without consent

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I like using twitter because none of my friends use it

[Ciroc Obama @frogg_gurl]

That first night home after traveling is like ok I’m about to jerk my shit smoove off

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I hate looking at Hinge it’s like omg I could never love you

[ᢉ𐭩 @bunniegrlfriend]

hate being horny mid day i feel like a full on perv

[bimbo baggins @allyson_meghan]

me when I think im falling in love but really I’m about to waste another 6 months on the most evil person youve ever met

[lobotomamí @420_LL_]

Relax

[bell @yukitxnda]

gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

[miya @miyarah_]

como se siente hacer algo que sabes que tendrá consecuencias muy graves en el futuro pero no querer parar

[lobotomamí @420_LL_]

First night no sex with my long distance boyfriend who’s not my boyfriend I’m losing my mind

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

Waking up the morning after a long day of drinking

[jake @wormpuller]

Can we piss together later