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minimalist in theory, maximalist in anxiety

[k @48lawsofk]

@lillianemallow what about a semi-interested footjob from a girl who loves the idea of you?

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[k @48lawsofk]

@Ambar_SIFF_MRA So he didn’t have chlamydia?

[Naval @naval]

The only truly wasted time is time spent wishing you were somewhere else.

[Ryan @Galois1997]

@DividendGrowth I'd also work 20 hours a week and gorge myself on pasta and sunlight if I had 0 prospect of economic mobility

[k @48lawsofk]

@bryan_johnson Why is this the tweet i open up my X to

[k @48lawsofk]

how did my feed end up uber redpilled? one day it was foreign policy and economics and the next day it’s literally all hypergamy and how the female body is ran through and all women on expensive vacations are apparently escorts

[k @48lawsofk]

i’ve never met a poly couple who wasn’t hideous

[k @48lawsofk]

i haven’t stepped foot inside a fitting room since January when I was ~20 lbs heavier from the holidays. I said I would get my summer body back and as of June I finally did

[k @48lawsofk]

tried this on today and i had war flashbacks to my clubbing days

[k @48lawsofk]

hunter biden leaves me with two more questions every time he answers one

[weed_slut_420 @weed_slut_420]

It really waaaas glass room bathroom chateau marmont #weedslut

[Shyan Koul @shyankoul]

If PE was a serious asset class they would've bought brandy melville the second ozempic got fda approved

[critter @BecomingCritter]

"dating out of your league" isn't real. dating is a marketplace. it's called price discovery. your value is whatever clears the market

[k @48lawsofk]

@Noahpinion Noah where’s Burmese food in this

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

everything about dua lipa’s life is like she rubbed a genie lamp and got all 3 wishes. she’s naturally gorgeous, always on some type of dream vacation, and met her husband bc they were reading the same book. for my mental health, i have to block her

[k @48lawsofk]

i signed up for corgi to compare general liability/wc/umbrella insurance quotes for my new restaurant. thought they’d be significantly cheaper w/o the middle man + ai.

turns out it was a human broker, pretty expensive, and didn’t even underwrite anything. “AI insurance agent”

[ari ramdial @ariramdial]

i signed up for Corgi out of curiosity after seeing their fundraise announcement.

tell me why i got bombarded with 6 calls and 5 text messages all from different people within a 1 minute time span.

yikes

[Bearly AI @bearlyai]

every day someone vibe codes a new app that has never existed before

[David Sun @arcticinstincts]

Bryan Johnson rediscovered Asian Aunties from first principles