Glandular Lansbury

Producer of things. Opera things, mainly. Big screen, small screen, some as big as your head. Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist is what the showman said.

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@ShelaghFogarty Yes, and each series is better than the last.

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@susie_dent There’s an equine vet here in Australia named Dr Rebecca Caslick. (A Caslick’s Procedure is an equine vulvoplasty.)

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@SamWhyte @darcypershwood @thewritertype Thoroughbreds have to do the actual fucking if they’re being bred for racing. There are stallions with international fucking careers too. Do some springtime fucking in the Northern Hemisphere, little break, springtime fucking in the Southern Hemisphere. Repeat.

[Juliette Meaney @LlJuju2022]

I want this more than I've wanted anything in my entire life!
Does it come with Alice?
She'd help me get my life in order...

Morning !

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@mdiab9 I’m guessing the building in the Surry Hills fire is collapsing. External wall moved 70mm overnight. I’m near there right now. Police cars screaming towards the site as well as the hovering helicopter.

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I LOVE Vicky.

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@MFWitches Not in Australia. The New Yorker had a good piece out reasonably quickly.

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@JaneyGodley What I’m going through now. Being live-in carer for my Mum while she dies of a lung disease, slowly suffocating before my eyes, and knowing the worst is yet to come. And doing it solo with no siblings or partner.

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@LADYBUNNY77 Another quality Fuxley product. They had so many.

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@RealBobMortimer Man, don’t you just fucking hate it when you get a meniscus marking error? Christ on a bike, if I had a dollar for every fucking time…

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@sallymcmanus Sydney road tolls. They go up and up and up every 6 months. The amount of money I have to pay simply to drive to work sends me broke. It’s disgusting and very unfair.

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@MikeStuchbery_ Frankly, I would watch the shit out of that

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@Angeriavm She looks sticky

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@ShitEventersSay She’s a good girl. She’ll look after you.

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@TonyIKnow Oh , bless your heart. You say that like we have a choice.

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@MadameGilflurt @MOlsen15996329 I have a similar pair in my collection. Same shape and cut, cream satin with gold straps and the heels are studded with diamantés. They are well worn and loved with a few stones missing. I’d attach a pic but they’re in storage.

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@RevRichardColes Or alternatively

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Oh cool, I like French cinema. Ah yes, I remember dinners like this with my pare-

Wha-

Ooooookay.

[ALT-immigration @ALT_uscis]

They don’t make movies like the French did in the 1970’s. Wait for it.

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@jacquidark @MarrickvilleMtr