crista

half frat boy. half gay boy. half country boy. will fight u.

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

its gonna be a Hunter Biden summer (staying away from crack and reminding others that nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes)

[crista @4everbiscuit]

@bigsnugga You posting this with the username twerk 4 Kirk is honestly poetic. Count me in

[clithony findertano @ducktelevision]

adultery sounds like something george w bush would have said if he was talking about growing up

[crista @4everbiscuit]

@_AndieLovesYou_ My dream

[crista @4everbiscuit]

@_AndieLovesYou_ Ya know I wasn’t vibing much w him injecting his sons blood but I think I have forgiven him

[Andie @_AndieLovesYou_]

Day 2 no Adderall

[crista @4everbiscuit]

@_AndieLovesYou_ Yeth

[crista @4everbiscuit]

@_AndieLovesYou_ Don’t let the Duolingo bird find out about them

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Doctors say that fluoride helps build strong teeth. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and takes raccoon penises home for “further study” says it causes autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

your honor you know how a white boy get on twisted tea

[critter @BecomingCritter]

"chatgpt, what do you think of me based on our messages?"

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

he’s going to be so good

[GINA NÄUMAN • جینا نعمان @entertheunseen]

It’s no coincidence birdsong regulates our nervous systems & lowers cortisol. Birdsong is how birds announce the area is free from predators. They don’t just signal safety to fellow birds, they signal to the entire ecosystem. The human brain attuned to this signal over centuries.

[Covie @covie_93]

New shell casings from the alleged shooter released by kash patel....

[crista @4everbiscuit]

This is fantastic

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

This is so painful to watch.

Piers Morgan asked Russell Brand to read the passages that were relevant to him when he brought his Bible into court.

[crista @4everbiscuit]

@_AndieLovesYou_ Did it show u my location

[crista @4everbiscuit]

@_AndieLovesYou_ Where are you collecting these pigeons from

[brian @brianonhere]

thank you to the 3-4 brave democrat senators issuing statements like “this is not normal” from their large suburban backyards while they are on vacation for seemingly the entire year

[Iran Army Media @IranArmyMedia]

Dear Americans,

Your President is a Pedophile