the figs will rot if you don’t eat them. the jasmine blooms for three weeks and then it’s over. your body at twenty-five will never come back, and neither will your body at forty-five. everything you’re saving for later spoils in the waiting. 1/6
2022:
Aaftab Poonawala strangles girlfriend Shraddha Walkar, chops her up, freezes & scatters.
2026:
Delhi Court postpones murder trial hearing so Aaftab can take his final MA Sociology exam from jail. https://t.co/73yNc7bzgT
All the longevity obsessive health-maxxing, looks-maxxing bros should just make a project of studying Mitt Romney and figuring out how he looks like this at 79.
Photo from the FBI raid on Bishnoi gang members on Stockton, California yesterday part of Operation Hard Ball
Shows a Khalistan flag at the property.
Stockton has been the hotbed of extremist Khalistan criminal activity.
📸 By @JoshEdelson
Messi is an absolute great, but Maradona will remain the greatest. They kicked him for fun, there was no foul called, but Maradona got up and said- Let me show you Football. He was high on Cocaine half the time and still played like a God
I’m absolutely dying 🤣
Old Australian newspaper ad gone wrong.
Guy selling his house writes what he thinks is a normal line at the bottom. Reporter sees it, shows up to confront him… and the interview is pure gold.
You’ll see what I mean 😂😂
Cancer patient was about to die. She pleaded. Her plea has been listed 57 times. The court has still not heard it. Teesta Setalvad was about to be jailed. She pleaded. Her plea was listed out of turn. The court heard it at midnight.
Cancer patient is dead. Teesta is alive.
The next time you’re feeling down, remember it's all about perspective. I got a friend who reads 2-3 books a week, works out twice a day, has no financial worries, & has people who want to have sex with him all the time & yet he constantly complains about how much he hates prison
#SouravGanguly
The 144 wasn’t just his personal best. It is one of the greatest Test knocks played by any visiting batter in Australia.
For India, Ganguly’s 144 at Gabba is a cornerstone in Test cricket. An innings that allowed India to finally grow in confidence that they could stand up to the Aussies in their backyard.
Tendulkar’s 114 was from an era that today’s generation perhaps won’t understand. Dravid’s 233 was grit, sweat and determination. Laxman’s 167 had magic. Virat’s 123 had swagger. Rahane’s 112 was a fightback. Pant’s 89 sweet & historic.
But Ganguly’s 144 was a conquest. He showed India what was possible. Something we knew very little about.
Remember the morning in front of the television like it was yesterday. That helmet coming off and he jumping into the air in celebration when the century came off MacGill.
Cricket’s keyboard warriors wouldn’t know what Indian cricket was like in the days when Dada ruled. Today’s so-called Twitter influencers would’ve eaten from his hands and how.
Can’t think of another Indian cricketer — until Virat arrived — who had the stomach and the itch for a fight at the drop of a hat.
Can’t think of another name that polarised world cricket like Sourav did.
That Hall Of Fame is bloody well deserved.
The brazen attempt to drive a wedge between Hindus and Sikhs will never succeed. Because we are one. We always were.
Sanatan is the soul of Sikhi. Sikhi is the sword of Sanatan.