supercalifragopossum ⚜️

Georgia native. 26-year NOLA transplant. Liberal as hell. Mom of one. Wife of one. Saints lover. Trump hater. Politics junkie. Reader of books.

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Just make this my evergreen tweet: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, SAINTS—WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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Polyamory annoys the fuck out of me. Because it’s never two men and one woman.

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@skooks I have never been stung, but I’m not from here originally. The amount of dead ones I saw on the St. Charles Ave sidewalks last week was encouraging nonetheless.

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@CateOxley @StephenKing It was so bad it was good. But the lack of hurricane knowledge was astounding.

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2026
Hello,
I woke up feeling quite sick and was wondering if it’s okay if I take the morning off to see the doctor. If I feel better, I will come in. If I don’t, I will work remotely this afternoon. I will try to make up any time lost by working overtime when I return.

HR: Denied.

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@WrittenNRed My favorite part is the glittery shark head.

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@WrittenNRed 🤣

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@michelle_byoung Both.

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@RevRevvinEv He looks slim. But dear lord, try to pick him up with one hand. Massive unit.

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@RevRevvinEv Bruce is the best house panther ever. Adopted at less than 2 lbs and they told me he might die bc he was so little.

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@ImMeme0 Did they kill anyone yet? No?

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@ImMeme0 Yes. And?

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@RevRevvinEv Not chonky, but an absolute unit. 🤣

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@RevRevvinEv We adopted Bruce from the shelter when he was about six weeks old and didn’t yet weigh two pounds. It took him a few weeks to adjust. Inos I couldn’t pick him up with one hand if I tried. I think Turkey Po-boy will be fine in time. Cats are remarkable little mini-panthers. ❤️

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@RevRevvinEv I honestly^ couldn’t pick him up, etc.

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@StanleyRoberts They’re dirty immigrants who need to come “the right way.” Oh, I’m sorry, there is no “the right way.”

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@skooks But, but, antifa. 🙄

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@IntestinalBookW @MikeDrucker Meth?

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@AJamesMcCarthy I thought for sure he’d jump into the box.

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@LePapillonBlu2 Yes

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@Acyn My daughter is a junior in college and has a French baccalaureate degree, meaning she’s fully fluent. I can’t wait to get her out of this place, as much as it breaks me.