Simon Mellor

Married to the amazing @princesskay85. Have a cat called Monty, a dog called Margot and a tortoise called Marley. Love a good burger, Belgian beers and Rum.

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@ManUtd Mellor 51

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@MufcBuzzLive You got it wrong! Rooney had it from 2004-08 when he then switched to 10. Anderson took no. 8 in 2008 until he left on loan, when it was given to Mata.

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@JustEatUK Will do

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@JustEatUK I’m fuming at the minute. Had something missing from an order last night but it was part of a deal. Agents think I want the whole meal refunding as they can’t read! I don’t care about the money now, it’s the principle and the shite service I want to complain about!

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@UtdMax13_ Peter Beardsley, Paul Ince, Michael Owen

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Nobbins thinks Victor Valdes played for City 🤦‍♂️😆

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@kirawontmiss 30% minimum!! I’d tell them to keep their bloody coffee and never go back. Absolute piss take to say you have no option. Well I do have an option, walk out

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@UberUKI_Support You have taken the money for 12 months Uber One membership before my trial period ends tomorrow. I didn’t want to renew it, membership is cancelled. I want my money back please. Can’t contact about this on the app

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@Uber_Support You have taken the money for 12 months Uber One membership before my trial period ends tomorrow. I didn’t want to renew it, membership is cancelled. I want my money back please. Can’t contact about this on the app.

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@Jenny_1884 Errrr no love, you’re really not. Contract is with your airtime provider for providing a mobile network service. This has nothing to do with Apple.

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@WoodyLightyearx 6 years is 2192 including 2 leap years. 30 seconds per day is 1096 seconds, equates to roughly 18 minutes of your life in the last 6 years to get something for free!

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@WoodyLightyearx All these people moaning about ‘time’. You got a notification to open an app once per day for circa 20 seconds and press a button. So many people thinking they could pay their mortgages and put down deposits on their new Ferrari’s to ‘only have the rug pulled from underneath’ 😂

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@MomsPostingLs About 10 pints!

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@ManUtd Didn’t matter who played where. Absolutely fucking tripe again!

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@ManUtd Amad through the middle I reckon, Garnacho and Kobbie in behind, Bruno centre with Ugarte

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@CryptoKevvvv @elonmusk Carl Slater Bums Dogs

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@MLiebreich @AmazonHelp @AmazonUK Hope Amazon tell you to fuck right off! If you’re as clever as you think you are, you know that companies won’t handle specific issues publicly and will always take you offline. You’re just being an arse for the sake of it. I’m glad the driver parked there, just to piss you off!

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@adie_shad @Joey7Barton Oh yeah, he’s obvs doing it to criticise by finding the best overhead kicks ever seen just to be a knob!