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@bobrock1666462 @Tesco @tesconews Why won’t you talk to him when it’s his own address @Tesco there is arrears on this persons name it doesn’t need to be on this house

[South Park @SouthPark]

Wait, so we ARE relevant?
#eatabagofdicks

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@boople__snoot @AymenAlgawi

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@rusalkaamor @arson_ist1 @mucha_carlos @cardamomkiss I love both equally! I don’t generalise as it’s shallow minded, saying 80% men (or women) are essentially horrible people shows a bias

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@rusalkaamor @arson_ist1 @mucha_carlos @cardamomkiss Spouting BS cause u don’t like men, I take it

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@MillenniumIAmC @AmeenHus He’s also an absolutely useless character in arrested development, that’s what got me diein 🤣

[Vic Mackey @AmeenHus]

Post office employees when you ask them to do anything

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@MGGhostCouncil @marvinnn_m @LuftkoppTim @WorkaholicDavid I don’t think you could be more wrong.. there was a reason the Note was so popular vs the S lineup back in the day..

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@johnwells__ Congrats my dude, keep puttin in that work 💪

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@Tesla Any plans to bring some more to the north of the UK, we dieing up here!

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@Erica8120 @Peter_Brace @BasicAppleGuy @pkhazzoum Let me know! Hope it works. Worth exploring all the settings on both the watch itself and the watch app. Lord knows there’s got to be a reason somewhere why it’s not working for people - frustrating to say the least!

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@Peter_Brace @Erica8120 @BasicAppleGuy @pkhazzoum Go on your watch and just check if this is turned on, knowing Apple there are more settings related in other menus - I spend far too long going through them all, hopefully this sorts it for you!

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@Peter_Brace @Erica8120 @BasicAppleGuy @pkhazzoum Y’all need sleep focus on, my wife had this same issue until I turned it on for her. You can activate it for nighttime without it becoming a nuisance too (muting everything, black screen etc) just dig through all the settings

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@icecoldfootball @CultureCrave Curious what you think @Halo_VFX ?

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@Pyrex54718252 @Redheaded_Jenn @WorldHallOfFun @Alphafox78 Lord u got me dieing with this one 🤣🤣🤣

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@CanonCurt @VelvetThunder_8 @bolumstar @TailosiveTech @ElvisTavarez04 You talk too much sense and logic my dude, that doesn’t go well around here

[Scorched Earth Policy @Scearpo]

Women can’t fathom the sheer pleasure of a cruise because they don’t interface with vehicles on a subconscious level. When a man pilots a machine, he becomes it.

His subconscious awareness exits first person view and he gets a third person perspective on the entire vehicle, that’s why they call it your “Third Eye”. It opens the first time you ignite a combustion engine and control something bigger than yourself.

When women do it, they don’t have that connection, they’re just consciously turning the wheel, pressing pedals, and pushing buttons. They have to actively think about everything they’re doing with latency, it’s why they get increasingly stressed the longer they’re on the road.

God gave men the ability to interface with vehicles, just like He gave women the ability to ruin every good moment a man could’ve had by opening their mouths. It makes perfect sense that women and Europeans can’t understand the value of a good drive. It’s like being a horse roaming the open concrete plains of the greatest expanse of interconnected infrastructure in human history.

The cheeky cruise, the highway zoom, the interstate journey, and the coveted night drive are core elements of being a man. You watch the world through a montage of scenes displayed on your windshield. You occupy a state of absolute seclusion while nestled amongst the greatest intersection of human activity your community has to offer. You experience music in a way nobody in human history could have done, even on a level of versatility and ease not possible only 20 years ago. It surrounds you with perfect clarity and impact, becoming the soundtrack to your existence as you travel at speeds that ancient kings and holy prophets couldn’t have even fathomed.

As civilization dwindles into a slumbering era of decline, the night drive increasingly becomes an expression of abundance. It is to burn gasoline simply for the sake of experiencing what a tiny sliver of human existence has been privileged to know, raw speed and power controlled between your fingertips. The wind beckoning at your command, blustering into the palm of your hands at the exact force you choose. An entirely different universe ready to receive your existence, near teleportation, all within a few hours time.

A car is the perfect midway between the rawest technological potential of experience (the fighter jet) and the ubiquity of availability within the human condition (walking). To drive a car is to acknowledge that you are alive in the most viscerally abundant manner possible, by coming closer to death than you do in nearly any other point in your life.

To drive is to live. To drive is to touch greatness even occupying the lowest dregs of life. To drive is to embrace the consequence and responsibilities of power as you enter the great asphalt arena. When I am driving, I am a real human being, and a real hero. I don’t eat, I don’t sleep, I do nothing but think of you. You keep me under your spell.
You keep me under your spell.
You keep me under your spell.
You keep me under your spell.
You keep me under your spell.
You keep me under your spell.

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@CatizenKane Please see my dm, I would love to have Bruno!!

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@CatizenKane I have a home for him! But I am UK based

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@OsborneVer8506 @ianmiles @libsoftiktok Can’t believe I had to scroll through so much to see this comment, glad you said it.. says a lot about people only seeing what they want to see