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Do not let every man who came before you speak for you now (she/her)

[Harry Stabbings @harrystabbings]

NEW: Government confirms Duolingo will be included in the under-16s social media ban.

“No child in Britain needs to know what the French are saying” a department spokesperson said.

[Thomas Gorton @AngstromHoot]

Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him

[rose @589a840976b]

Bad news for greggs margherita pizza: I woke up

[Muhammad Smiry 🇵🇸 @MuhammadSmiry]

We are the land owners. Gaza.

[rose @589a840976b]

it’s just me and my very wind receptive umbrella against the world

[rose @589a840976b]

@sonohoor Narcissistic personality disorder

[rose @589a840976b]

@other_st_nick He’s the Chief Mouser? Literally wdym

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[Trey Yingst @TreyYingst]

New video shows Israeli forces open firing on medics in Gaza.

I’ve spoken with the IDF multiple times about this day and was told “several vehicles were identified advancing suspiciously toward IDF troops without headlights, or emergency signals.”

That is clearly not true.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

they stopped and waited for him 🥺

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

I hate when people say “aww ducks shouldn’t eat bread” like aye but they’re going crazy for it
Should a man drink 6 pints of Guinness? Should a child be puffing a cherry cola vape? Would you deprive them of that? x

[rose @589a840976b]

Really gotten into my pears lately

[rose @589a840976b]

@superTV247 She has every Friday off though

[rose @589a840976b]

@LorraineKWatch Dont worry Lorraine you’ve got a day off tomorrow

[rose @589a840976b]

@LorraineKWatch Can it really be called the Lorraine Kelly show when you’re only there 66.7% of the time

[rose @589a840976b]

@LorraineKWatch Glad you’re keeping it consistent Lorraine

[rose @589a840976b]

@LorraineKWatch Carry as you mean to go on Lorraine

[rose @589a840976b]

@LorraineKWatch Continue as you mean to go on Lorraine