5cyl

[𝐓𝐔𝐂𝐎𝐖🇨🇷 @Tapadibal_]

C’est une map fortnite le truc

[4mi ❄️ @scorsesebabyyy]

Niggas think Grok is Jarvis

[5cyl @5cylSol]

@camelfinance i have a strong suspicion you’re bald

[Cred @CryptoCred]

Crypto analysis in 2024: The dog has a hat

Crypto analysis in 2026: Strait of Hormuz, auto-translate from Farsi, tracking military movements via OSINT, oil futures backwardation

[L̶a̶z̶u̶l̶ @lazulcapital]

This how Citrini analyst #3 was in the Strait of Hormuz

[Farokh @farokh]

Lots of non-Iranians giving their opinion this morning on how Iranians should feel.

[🐝 (🌐/acc) @BuzzlamicJihad]

Only the Aave DAO could fix the Israel-Iran conflict

[Connor @Connoreo]

Held this thing for 3 weeks and sold yesterday at piss bottom. I’ll take this fucker out myself if this sends

[ً @trading_axe]

There are people so DEDICATED to their niche craft that you wouldn't even imagine the lengths they go to.

Used to be boys with a GETAWAY DRIVER who studied the art of getting away to the T.

The average nigga is speeding at all times, let's be real.

They simply slow down before a speed camera comes up and then continue to speed afterwards.

Likewise, you'd think a getaway driver would just know the best routes at any given moment to escape.

Sure.

But this nigga took it a step further.

He explained to me:

There's getting away which is a CURE,

And then there's never getting chased because you know who's lurking which is PREVENTION.

I came to found out about this in a funny way.

One day I was driving around and an undercover went past.

He goes, "Yo did you catch the plate?"

I'm confused, who cares?

I look over, he's pulled out his phone and jotting something down.

I ask him, what the fuck are you doing man?

He shows me an entire notepad DATABASE of undercover number plates.

"That's a new one, had to take notice of it."

That's when I realized, some niggaz really LOVE their profession.

How many of you guys actually LOVE doing this vs doing it because you have no other choice now?

I see niggaz on here who have been AT IT "TRADING" for YEARS,

And have LEARNT NOTHING ABOUT HOW MARKETS WORK.

ZERO EDGE, NO TECHNIQUE, NOTHING that sets you apart from the nigga next to you.

I think back to my getaway driver homie and reflect how he would've mogged 99.9% of you here if he got into trading instead.

You ain't creative enough, you rely on others to provide a blueprint to copy.

Just quit.

~ Dr. Axius.

[Alan Carroll @alancarroII]

Interviewing for a job after being up $2,000,000 on Fartcoin and not selling

[Zen @deceasedcold_]

Everything was better when bagworking was happening on Telegram

[Gwart @GwartyGwart]

Good time to go shopping for alts with exponential downside risk that could pull a nice 3x-5x if BTC also pulls a 3x-5x

[ً @trading_axe]

As someone who has NEVER gotten RAPED in any bear market,

I often get asked, "How are you so chill when you're an active player in this game?"

IT'S ONE THING TO BE PASSIVE with one foot in and one foot out.

But when you're REALLY about it, it's completely different than normoids holding a couple of Bitcoin with very little concern for market dynamics.

The more you know, in most cases, the worse it becomes because you OVERDO THINGS.

That's why RETARDS make the most money in bull markets.

The SECRET is simple.

"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear."

You're ALWAYS closer to the finish line no matter what it may be.

BULL MARKET OR BEAR MARKET.

By the time you CLOCK, "DAMN NIGGA THIS IS A BULL MARKET?!" It's most likely R I P.

And by the time you CLOCK, "Damn nigga, this shit REALLY IS DOWN ONLY?" It's most likely closer to the end of it.

Things appear a lot worse in the moment than what they really are.

In a bull market, your brain is conditioned to SO MUCH SHIT happening day to day,

Fast gains, random runners, bullish news left and right etc.

Then when it all slows down in a bear market, you aren't USED TO that "slow motion" [when it isn't slow AT ALL if truth be told].

You went from x2 speed back to x1 speed and now you THINK it's SLOW.

Niggaz talk about, "I missed selling the top!"

XRP broke ATH, XMR broke ATH, XLM went back to 2018/2021 peak prices and so many more random occurrences that took place with dino coins.

Crypto is VERY forgiving if you survive and do not capitulate.

The BIGGEST DUMB FUCKS win all the time here.

~ Dr. Axius.

[5cyl @5cylSol]

@CryptoElPres update ?

[duzgis @trenchd3v]

FINALLY!!! Bang!! FOMO actually paid off.

BEST TRENCHING DAY EVER

Took way too many FOMO trades and got lucky, but at least it paid off.

I know I shouldn’t trade like this again, but at least I’m still up.

Almost made 1 SOL today just from trenching, thats so crazy.

Blessed

[Pledditor @Pledditor]

CT is basically just a cult of people who 10 years ago caught one insane green candle, got permanently hooked on the dopamine, and then kept chasing that nonsense the rest of their lives thinking they were smart instead of lucky.

[duzgis @trenchd3v]

BAANNGGG!!! INSANE day today

Made 0.65 SOL (+0.08 from rewards)

Didn’t post for a while because I wanted to rest from all the hate I got on the last post

Also started blasting 0.15–0.25 SOL into coins instead of 0.1 SOL

[Chill House @ChillHouseSOL]

Gloves off. I'm F$%*ing pissed.

A little over three hours ago, our monitoring systems alerted us to a massive sell-off on Kraken spot—close to $200K in Chillhouse tokens dumped in one go.

We watched as the order flickered in and out, classic insider tactics to test the waters without fully committing. This wasn't some random trader; it had all the hallmarks of someone with deep access.

I hit back with a few large market buys to probe, and poof—it vanished right after, even though my orders weren't big enough to clear it out. Clearly, the seller got cold feet when real action showed up, but not before shaking the market.

These huge "insider" dumps are designed for one thing: to panic bots, algos, and retail holders into thinking the ceiling's about to collapse, creating artificial downward pressure.

Happening on a low-volume weekend? No coincidence—perfect timing for an exchange insider to unload without much resistance.

They kept walking the price down, triggering long liquidations like clockwork. And once those cascading sells hit, the big order disappeared—mission accomplished, tokens offloaded at a premium.

This kind of insider selling is glaring on smaller caps like ours, but it's the dirty secret of crypto happening 24/7.

Who's behind it?

Kraken insiders. As a so-called "respected" Tier One exchange, they're supposed to be above this, but like other shady CEXs, their own teams dip into market making—and worse, insider trading on listings they control.

The issue is, once they're in the system, nothing stops their insiders from targeting any token, especially one like Chillhouse where they can leverage their position for easy dumps.

We never pushed for a perps listing—if asked, we'd have flat-out refused. It hands price discovery to manipulators with minimal capital. Spot should lead until the asset matures, not get hijacked by insider games.

How do they pull it off?

They mix DEX sells, CEX dumps, and spoofed walls to force the outcome they want—liquidations that let them reload cheap. Insiders sell high during the panic they create, then scoop up the discounted tokens from bots and scared holders. That's how they rinse and repeat without bleeding cash; the market does the heavy lifting for them.

What can we do?

Spot trading's dominated by bots and algos—we can't rewire them all to spot insider dumps and ignore the fakeouts. It's a bot battlefield, with algorithms faking each other out and erring on caution.

Buying the dip early feels smart, but you're just giving insiders a better exit price.

Our counter: We're placing limit buys right above liquidation clusters going forward. We won't stop the dump, but we'll make their final push costly—forcing them to burn tokens at breakeven or a loss, killing their profits.

We've also fired off another report to @krakenpro surveillance team for a probe. CEXs are opaque black boxes, so we can't name the insider, but the patterns scream foul play. "Spoofing" definitions wiggle around legally, and savvy insiders skirt them, but this is straight-up manipulation—violating TOS.

We're vigilant 24/7, watching their tactics evolve as we adapt ours. (Loved when they tried "balancing" with fake buy-side spoofs, but still weighted sells heavier to drive the dump.)

If the chart only clicks with a liquidation heatmap overlay? Insiders engineered it.

This underscores why supply control matters—the Treasury's still stacking Chillhouse daily.

By tightening supply in loyal hands (the project and community), insider dumps get harder over time.

I've burned hours countering this insider BS, stealing time from scripts, posts, and real growth.

Why so raged now? Today, they won—I've been owning the battles lately, but slipped here. More than that, insiders like Kraken shouldn't get away with gutting projects.

But they do...endlessly...on every crypto asset.

That's why, since my X debut, I've preached: Master the Apex Predators to align with them, not end up as chum.

For god's sake, skip leverage on Chillhouse—they're hunting longs now, shorts next.

🫡 From the house —
chillhouse 🥶🏠

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

you can literally buy $1m worth of fartcoin and then pay the loan back when fartcoin goes to $10 & you'll have $50m.

free money.