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[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

I had a dealer hit on hard 20 years ago. 🤣 She got a 30.

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

@VegasUncomped I’ll take you there but you’ll have to wear a disguise.

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

I have always wanted to try it. $348.40 in MGM Rewards Points to spend. 😊👍

[Vegas Uncomped @VegasUncomped]

This Chinese Restaurant Is Always Empty. That’s Why I Love It.

Vegas has developed a strange disease where people assume expensive means good.
It doesn’t.

A hidden gem I like to visit?

This week's free Newsletter is on Grand Wok in MGM..

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

I see the word dozen and immediately thought of donuts 🍩.

[Bill Krackomberger @BillKrackman]

I know I am a little late to the party here. This is so cool!! You can go between a dozen of casinos for FREE!!! @zoox

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Texas barbecue joints are closing due to skyrocketing beef prices, particularly brisket, which is a staple on the menus. Inflation, tariffs and labor shortages all play a role.

Even the state's most celebrated restaurants are struggling to remain open. https://t.co/l2lYkI1tg2

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

Don’t throw rocks at @ICEgov . What the fuck did you think was going to happen?

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

@SevenOutPod @YoEric65 For those of us who mostly fly coach, tell us more.

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

You left out the important information on what kind of cookie it was.

[Jay Ochoa @jayochoa84]

7 years ago today, man my wife makes us easy to look at!

Don’t worry about my sister in the back stuffing a cookie in her mouth.

Time goes by

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

@SevenOutPod Congrats! Which tournament?

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

Another idiot @MagicJohnson ! Wouldn’t have voted for her if she wasn’t black.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Magic Johnson voted for Karen Bass today.

Magic Johnson also lives in a $12.5 million mansion in a gated community in Beverly Hills that is popular with celebrities, tucked into a canyon, and guarded by a 24/7 armed security detail.

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

Dr. Demento

[Esha @EshaAA33]

Name another doctor you trust more than Dr. Jill Biden

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

Even the corpse @LesleyRStahl can’t save him. 🤣🤣🤣

[The Patriot Oasis™ @ThePatriotOasis]

🔥🚨 BREAKING — The Fake News is FALLING APART, long-time 60 Minutes anchor Scott Pelly has been TERMINATED, "EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY!"

Pelley accused Editor-in-Chief Bari Weiss of "MURDERING" the show, and they got into a very heated argument in a meeting

TERMINATION LETTER: "Your antipathy to the future of the show has come through loud and clear. And I have heard you. I therefore write on behalf of CBS News to inform you that your employment with CBS is terminated for cause, effective immediately."

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

Probably someone with no restaurant experience. Never understand why people think they’re going to make lots of money in restaurants and they don’t have a clue about running a restaurant. Run the numbers.

[Jason Chaliff @jchal]

Someone with family money opened a speciality salad spot in Midtown Manhattan. $100k monthly rent and $900k buildout.

They couldn’t make it.
Closed in 6 months, $2M lost.

I blame rich kid ego. A college town would’ve provided years of runway but it had to be NYC.

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

Still wouldn’t have been enough for Hilton to win.

[Playteaux @Playteaux1]

Bianco should have dropped out

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

Looks like cheating to me.

[J @JayTC53]

@ginamilan_ @EmmyPetrino They're actually cheating Gina!

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

🤣🤣🤣

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

A man walked into a brothel and asked for Rosie.

The Madam warned him,
"Rosie costs $10,000 per visit."

"No problem," he said.
He paid and spent an hour with her. The next night, he came back.

Another $10,000. On the third night, he returned again.

Curious, Rosie finally asked,
"Where are you from?" "Brooklyn," he replied.
Rosie smiled.

"I have family in Brooklyn!"

The man nodded. I know. Your sister passed away.
I'm her lawyer... and
I was delivering your $30,000 inheritance."

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

How stupid @MayorofSeattle ! 🤣🤣🤣

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

The glass is already being broken out on the new Throne Labs smart portable restrooms in Seattle, Washington

These bathrooms were installed just 2 weeks ago and are now already unusable because the windows are broken out

Cost to taxpayers is $116,250 per year, per bathroom

Seattle installed them as part of a one-year pilot program with the Seattle Department of Transportation to support increased foot traffic ahead of the 2026 FIFA World Cup

No one is surprised by this. The only surprise I have is it not always being completely covered in multiple layers of graffiti yet

Democrat policies destroy cities

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

Stupid!

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Myles Garrett is going to end up paying approximately $21,000,000 more in taxes over the remaining five years of his contract because he's going from a red state to a blue state!

Why do people keep voting for this?

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

Won’t play there with the $2 side bet bullshit.

[8 News Now @8NewsNow]

BIG WINNER: A local gambler won $10,000 on a $10 side bet ... but that was nothing compared to what her $2 bet paid. #8NN https://t.co/TbzyLZaDKC

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

@ROETrading I’d rather stay home.

[👙🍕🎲 60 Seconds of Vegas 🍾🤮💰 @60SecsofVegas]

@jayochoa84 Will the Walmart drone deliver here?