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dead and miserable

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I made a new blog. I'll still post on my old one but this one is more relaxing and nature orientated. Follow me.

http://t.co/yCHYxduLmj

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follow me on @ElkoriasGarden

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FOLLOW ME ON MY NEW ACCOUNT PLEASE https://t.co/9Z3EftbfWb

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I MADE A NEW ACCOUNT

FOLLOW ME PLEASE!

@ElkoriasGarden
@ElkoriasGarden
@ElkoriasGarden

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FOLLOW ME ON MY NEW ACCOUNT

IT WILL BE MY NEW MAIN!

@elkoriasgarden

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GUYS I MADE A BRAND NEW ACCOUNT, I WILL BE ACTIVE THERE, FOLLOW ME!!!

@ElkoriasGarden
@ElkoriasGarden
@ElkoriasGarden
@ElkoriasGarden

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I'm so impatient when it comes to getting a reply, i get so stressed ugh

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FKSWAILKZC,JDKDMFM

[huntigula @huntigula]

[Ronald McDonald]
*puts on grey suit*
"Today's the day"
*exits house, suit morphs into clown costume*
*falls to knees*
*sobs uncontrollably*

[Tim @Playing_Dad]

If God didn't intend for us to eat animals, he was probably really freaked out when we started

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@milkshakesykes YEAH I RETWEETED SOME OF HIS TWEETS AND WHEN I CHECKED YOUR ACCOUNT AGAIN, YOU HAD RETWEETED TOO!

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@milkshakesykes DID YOU FIND THIS ACCOUNT THROUGH ME?? I AM SO ENTERTAINED

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Remember when Jesus said, "Be a dick to everyone different than you?"

Neither do I.

Get your shit together, Christians.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Wife: Where's the gerbil?

Me: I put Red Bull in his water bottle

Wife: Are you saying he grew wings & flew away?

Me: No he died instantly

[huntigula @huntigula]

sorry an eagle snatched your baby while I was holding it up like Simba, but in my defense that's just how the circle of life works

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Okay I went to bed before making a new account, but I'll have a new one today!!

[Gerard Way @gerardway]

@aubeginedreams that should have been the actual lyrics to Black Parade

[jaz @jazminejaw]

@gerardway when I was/ a young boy/ my father/ took me into the theater/ to see return of the jedi

[Gerard Way @gerardway]

My favorite childhood memory is my dad leaving work early to pick me up from school and take me to see Return of The Jedi opening day

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I'm making a new account because I'm making a fresh start in life, and a new twitter account could help! A blank canvas to work on, ydg?

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@milkshakesykes I am!!