joe

it was the best of times, it was the.. blurst of times

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I love how hotels will charge you $300 for smoking in your room, but you can literally jizz on anything you want, and it’s no big deal.

[dom vom gym @dom_vom_gym]

Leo the call is yours

[𝐍𝐚𝐮𝐭 @nautfcb]

this is what the norwegian government is doing while there’s people stuck between borders

[Perfectly Paused SpongeBob Frames @PausedSponge]

Yo look at this amazon review i just seen holy peak

[Dan @leathergregory]

Been at work for 25 mins

[lawen4cer 🏴‍☠️ @lawen4cer]

Ich heize den Backofen auf 22 Grad und mache dann die Tür auf

[edie @ediemmill]

it's well past bedtime but my six year old just had to check with me if the simpsons were protestant or catholic

[joe @666joe_]

@garymaxxing cheers mate youve just got my ai bot an additional 9 views so have that up your japseye

[joe @666joe_]

the guy done 7 rapes, what are you talking about "class and composure"

[Dan @CfcDan_01]

🚨 THOMAS PARTEY ADDRESSES DJED SPENCE HANDSHAKE MOMENT

“To be honest, I don’t know his reason. Only he can explain why he chose not to shake my hand.”

“I’m not going to dwell on it. Football is bigger than small moments like this. Respect and focus on the game should always come first.”

“If there’s something deeper behind it, I hope he takes time to reflect and understands his own decision.”

“For me, there’s no problem. I hold no grudges against anyone. I wish him success and nothing but the best.”

“My energy stays on what matters: my football, my family, and my faith. I serve the living God, and that gives me peace no matter what’s happening around me.”

No back-and-forth. No drama. Just class, composure, and peace 🇬🇭✨

That’s leadership off the pitch too.

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Homer, do you remember the way you acted at the party last night?

[Sash @sashedelic]

How I think England should line up against Ghana today

[TJ “BD” Cumfield @TJCumfield]

#pourbeeronaredsoxfanchallenge

[ounce 🇵🇬 @SensibleRapist]

What the fuck are we doing bro

[Few Small Beers Enthusiast @StopImSoScared]

#PourCoffeeOnYourWorkKeyboardChallenge

[fei @karmicdebt]

#PourCoffeeOnYourGrandmaChallenge

[jake @wormpuller]

What if everybody in the world used their microwave at the same time #EverybodyUseYourMicrowaveRightNow

[Ry Passle @RyPassle]

#PourCoffeeOnYourWorkKeyboardChallenge