Mkale Mjanja.

Primas inter pares. Limitless, inspired joyful vessel of conciousness.
Financial Advisor working with Britam; MEDICAL, GENERAL INSURANCE. INVESTMENT. EDUCATION

[Ian Gumisiriza @T_E_F_L_O_N]

The Bri'ish can abuse you and still sound beautiful while at it.

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Lakini tuambiane tu ukweli, your soul mate can never be a woman with another mans kid 🤣🤣. Hyo ni uongo

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

I fail to understand. Watu Wa Baba are more pro Ruto nowadays than the initial Ruto lunatics.

[I. Cox @IanECox]

The opposition really tried.. dragging Kenya to the Soviets.

[𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 @Finehairr_]

Buying land in the middle of nowhere just so you can say you ‘own land’ is not an investment

[Finance Historian @BoardLotSultan]

The Kenyattas have filed a 50-Years Development master plan for the 10,000 acres Northlands City. To accomodate 250k residents. ( a whole constituency). Je wewe umepangia maisha yako miaka ngapi? 🤔

[Mkale Mjanja. @69suruti]

I appreciate tweets like these. Everyone is just negative

[Killa Lando @KillaLando]

I have a theory:

In about 10 yrs, Kenya's healthcare system will be several leaps & bounds ahead of the rest of EAC.

We're beating up these governors for what they are doing, but collectively, & when combined with the private sector, they're literally moving a mountain.

[KYK 🇰🇪 @KijanayaKabras]

Titus Njari Ndei, 41, led Kitengela landlords to build their own private sewer line after years of sanitation problems in the fast-growing town.
With the population ballooning, property owners had relied on expensive septic tanks that often overflowed and posed health risks.

Frustrated by the Kajiado County Government’s failure to provide a lasting solution, the landlords decided to take action.

The push started in 2013 when the county sued 22 plot owners for discharging raw sewage, contrary to the Public Health Act. They were released on bonds of KSh 180,000–200,000.

Two months later, the accused landlords mobilized under Engineer Ndei and registered the Kitengela EPZ Neighbouring Community Sewer Project. They secured approvals from EPZA, NEMA, and other authorities, then funded a KSh 85 million, 45-kilometre, 2-foot-wide sewer line running to the Athi River EPZ trunk sewer.

The project was funded by hundreds of landlords contributing KSh 250,000 each plus a KSh 1,000 registration fee, and paying EPZA tariff fees ranging from KSh 7,500 to KSh 74,000.

The completed sewer now serves 818 landlords and has eased the burden of paying KSh 200,000 every 2-3 weeks to the county for waste disposal. Ndei says the community initiative gives residents a chance to manage sanitation sustainably.

[Mkale Mjanja. @69suruti]

Kenya's economy is bigger

[mzalendo @Karoki3]

@ahmednasirlaw Ethiopia Airlines is bigger and better than Kenya Airways. Fact!
Ethiopian economy is much bigger than Kenyan economy. Fact!
Kenyan president and his executive are wheeler dealers and corrupt than Ethiopia Fact!

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

Kenya is building a new airport at a cost of US$ 1.5 billion. Ethiopia is building a new airport at a cost of US$12.5 billion. Some lowlife dimwits are complaining about Kenya's cost...idiots!

[Assweto🍷🍾❤️ @Asswetooo]

Sudanese women and Kenyan men pretend like they don't see each other or they are blood relatives you can never find them dating😂

[Tilingi 🐘 @ArapTilingi]

A day like this 2 years ago Kimuzi was commanding Millions of Kenyans, ata watu wa Facebook walikuwa wanasema Kimuzi amesema twende.

[Mkale Mjanja. @69suruti]

Esquire

[Bill Ables, Esq. @lawyer_humor]

There is a disturbing trend of young lawyers trying to be concise.

A 2nd-year drafted an executive summary for a banking client using bullet points and plain English.

She proudly stated that she reduced a 50-page compliance memo into a 2-page brief.

I asked her if she thought the client was paying $950 an hour for brevity.

She muttered something about respecting the CEO's time.

I explained that clients don't pay us to solve their problems quickly.

They pay us to make their problems look so incomprehensible that only we can solve them.

I made her rewrite the summary using dense, impenetrable legalese.

It took her 12 hours to bury the conclusion on page 42.

The client called me the next morning to thank us for our incredibly thorough analysis.

Clarity is a customer service concept.

We are in the business of intellectual intimidation.

[Kenyan Memes Archive @satirekenya]

😂😂

[Adika @Adikastakes]

I just realized that I’ve wasted my whole life on the side of twitter that speaks English 😭

[𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐤𝐨𝐥𝐞 🇰🇪 @JBalokole]

Relationship in Nairobi.

Hii Kesi ni ngumu!!!

Wueh!!! 🤔😳😂

[Mkale Mjanja. @69suruti]

Good question, they want to define progress by their delusionsm

[Christopher Haslett @CJ_Haslett]

Where is the smart part? Someone help me here. 63 years after independence and 20+ years after the slummiest ex-Soviet countries rebuilt themselves, this is massive progress?

[Denis maosa @DenisMaosa]

I lost my son today, and I'm so gone mentally bana💔

[Muthoni wa Muthomo @GlitteringAnge]

What this fool knows deep down is that his biggest opposition is the people of Kenya. Not politicians. He knows it but he has to keep pretending like it's a contest btwn him and politicians. #RutoMustGo

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

MENTAL WELLNESS |

The people, systems and ideologies that have broken your mental wellness, are the same that want to guide you on mental wellness.

It is absurd.

It is an irony.

#MasculinitySaturday