Ryan W

Cat. Dog. Bird. Sister. Pony.

[Ryan W @712_]

I can't get over this latest thing!

[Ryan W @712_]

@NigelInTheCity @KeruboSk The husband and best man kept this a secret, in addition to EVERY SINGLE other wedding guest and family member of this person??

Who believes this crap?

[Ryan W @712_]

@PopCrave Jojo needs some attention, everybody 🚨

[Ryan W @712_]

Uhhhhh is it me or did they elect a.... hot pope?

[Ryan W @712_]

Fred Durst is rolling over in his grave

[Ryan W @712_]

Thank god I ain't sober, I think close to all the time

[Friends @Fronds_tv]

The One Where Rachel Can't Even Deal With the Casual Cigarette

[Ryan W @712_]

@bctoday GET HIM MICHELLE

[Ryan W @712_]

@heyyitsdidi This is the Jojo Siwa vocabulary I have been aching for, for years by now... thank you

[Ryan W @712_]

Honouring my late Grandfather by spreading butter on a cookie before chomping down <3

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

I have spoken aloud exactly once. My words became known as "Dullard's Remark"

[Ryan W @712_]

Gonna need an episode of "Arthur" next to cleanse my palatte

[Ryan W @712_]

I tried to watch an episode of "Magic School Bus" as an adult, and this shit is fucked up!! This lady is crazy

[Ryan W @712_]

@RisaSher @hammerito Literally nobody is capable of looking out the window, according to you?

[Ryan W @712_]

@RealFunBobby Game show host

[Ryan W @712_]

I think we as a society are long past overdue for another massive professional figure skating scandal.

[Ryan W @712_]

@RealFunBobby I was once hired to skip-trace the man who had been mayor at the time of the spill 😇

[Ryan W @712_]

Don't forget about my close personal connection to the Valdez, Alaska oil spill.

[Ryan W @712_]

I fell into the creek behind my house.

[Ryan W @712_]

Why is literally everyone such a God damn BOZO?

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Carol showed up at my luncheon with store-bought cookies.