Ro-sponsibility

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

Recession after recession before you have reached 30 is not a sign that capitalism works

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

Corporate jobs are 95% saying “sounds good” to things that sound awful

[Marshall Lee 🦇 @rahqstar]

Target does something racist ever year then they apologize like “oops sorry niggers”

[Briefcase Michael @BriefcaseMike]

Can't get my head round the media saying a robot has beaten Usain Bolt's record.
I used to beat Usain Bolt's record every day in my old Mini.
Has the entire world gone fucking mad?

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

3 year old me trying to tell Dora that the item she is looking for is right behind her

[professor breeze phd @muad_diva]

Telling someone “it’s on Tubi”

[ghoulia roberts @miercolesgbr]

a morning person at 6:32am when they can sense you didnt sleep well:

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

"workplaces are experiencing major age gaps"
me and someone's mom for 8 hours a day at work:

[suze @cortadoedison]

Does anyone know what I want for dinner by any chance

[Mike (not a) Rothschild @rothschildmd]

It's probably not great that a not-small percentage of the people who make our laws are either missing, terminally ill, spousal abusers, transparently corrupt, conspiracy theorists, or in the grip of mania.

[JokerMakeupJacobite 🇮🇪👹🐋🐢🌹🇺🇦🇵🇸 @ClwnPrncCharlie]

Everyone who gets in with Trump gets horribly betrayed and humiliated but “placed on the decoy plane that they think Iran is gonna down one month after giving birth” is the undisputed peak

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

what doesn’t kill you makes ur eyes well up on public transport

[ִֶָ @TextosAdictivos]

cómo se siente luchar contra el sueño que da después de almorzar

[dr. floww @__Floww]

Good morning. Your government is providing resources to Israel but not to Puerto Rico…

[isaac @isaaccyn]

btw nyc has free saunas, open pretty much 24/7

(14th st-union sq, 34th-herald st, bway lafayette)

[optimus crime @deannajmo_]

I think we moved on too quickly from Kristi Noem’s husband wearing giant fake titties

[brandon* @brndxix]

muscle memory kicked in

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Accidentally wrote “ting” in an email instead of “thing”

[Víctor Marxist Julie Meninist @socialconcarne]

How the pollster felt on that call