Crisps76

[Crisps76 @76cribs]

@Ed_Miliband You're a clown and a dangerous one at that.

[tag 🇬🇧 @tag4UK]

I am married with a young daughter, both myself and my husband work.

-We are not entitled to housing benefit, or any other benefit for that matter.

-We do not get free eye tests, free dental care or free prescriptions.

-Our daughter is not entitled to free school meals, or free breakfast clubs, or free wrap around care, no help with her uniform.

-We don’t get council tax discount, or any other discount.

-We don’t get help with our energy bills, or low cost broadband.

-We don’t get help with the cost of going to the cinema, or days out at theme parks.

-My daughter is unable to play outside unsupervised, because you have failed to secure our borders and the streets aren’t safe.

-If I work more hours, I fall into the higher tax band.

Why should someone like me, vote for someone like you? @UKLabour @andyburnham

What are you offering my family?

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The police officers who handcuffed Henry Nowak took 8 minutes to realise he had been stabbed

MALE POLICE OFFICER: I’m not sure he’s breathing.

FEMALE POLICE OFFICER: (Checks for pulse in neck)

MALE OFFICER: He's not breathing.

FEMALE OFFICER: Right let's get the handcuffs off.

MALE OFFICER: Let them know he's not breathing.

FEMALE OFFICER: Yeah. (Talks on police radio). From 4-8 we don’t think he’s breathing. Could we get another unit here please? Got no pulse.

MALE POLICE OFFICER: (Unlocks handcuffs). Medic or anything. ARV.

FEMALE OFFICER: (Talks on police radio). ARV towards [us] if we’ve got them with a defib.

MALE OFFICER: (Removes handcuffs)

MALE OFFICER: He’s not unconscious mate, he’s not breathing. (Continues chest compressions). Come on mate. That’s it, that’s it. Keep breathing. Come on. (Pauses briefly). No.

FEMALE OFFICER: No? Keep going.

MALE OFFICER: Come on mate. Stay with us.

FEMALE OFFICER: Yeah, that's it mate, come on.

MALE OFFICER: That’s it. Come on, take a breath. (Continues chest compressions). That’s it bro, I got you. Come on.

FEMALE OFFICER: (Talks on radio). Go ahead? Thank you. Do you wanna swap?

MALE OFFICER: No, I’m alright.

FEMALE OFFICER: Sure?

MALE OFFICER: Come on mate. Come on. That’s it. That’s it.

FEMALE OFFICER: Have you, can you put a torch … I just wanna make sure that he hasn’t been stabbed. Are you alright to hold it? Thank you.

FEMALE OFFICER 2: (Walks into view). Do you want me to do it? Here you are.

FEMALE OFFICER: Cheers mate. (Passes torch to female police officer). Right, they’re gonna want him down to skin level for defib.

FEMALE OFFICER 2: I’ve got some … oh SCAS are here.

FEMALE OFFICER: Have you got scissors? Grab some scissors.

MALE OFFICER: (Continues chest compressions). Come on mate. (Whispers). He’s fucking gone. He’s got blood coming out his nose. (Talks quietly). He’s fucking gone.

FEMALE OFFICER: Right, if you stretch that clothing for me. Stretch it out. Perfect. (Unseen gesture/cutting of clothing). There's a lot of blood.

MALE OFFICER: Has he been stabbed there?

FEMALE OFFICER: Yeah, he's got a stab... there's a mark there.

MALE OFFICER: That makes it worse. He's got a stab... I'm pushing on a fucking stab wound. (Sound of clothing being ripped)

FEMALE OFFICER: That's okay. It's fine. It's not... it's not coming out. It's fine. Keep going. Keep going. It's not bleeding out.

MALE OFFICER: (Continues chest compressions)

At this point, a paramedic arrives and takes over. The transcript ends at 23:46. Nowak was pronounced dead at the scene at 00:37

[Boys Being Boys @boysbelnboys]

The cool heroes

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

the way i actually learned something omfg😭

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

Great ad!

[aka @akafaceUS]

He went up to strangers and used the wildest, most cursed filters on them and their reactions were absolutely priceless

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

Hi @AngelaRayner

Just checking to see if you’ll be calling for a General Election once your party changes PM?

[Crisps76 @76cribs]

@GigglingGanon Heartbreaking 💔

[Nature 🦜and Music 🎶 @GuGi263]

What a great guy he is. Keeping humanity alive.

[The Adorable Pups @TheAdorablePups]

A police officer and his K9 partner took a dance break - and the internet fell in love

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The physics of 16 uncoupled pendulums

[📹 Marcel Clemens]

[Intel Lady @intel_lady]

Get em told, our Ang!

[Benonwine @benonwine]

One of the greatest scenes in British satire ever 🤣😂👏

[B&S @_B___S]

This man was told his lost dog was spotted in a local field. This is what happened when he picked him up

[Phoenix 🇺🇸 @Phoenix2A_1980s]

Wow. That boy is the spitting image of Steve and is EXACTLY like him 😲

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

Rita Moreno is one of just three people to win an Emmy for The Muppets, the other two: Bernadette Peters and Peter Sellers. The comedy timing during her performance of "Fever" while Animal attempts to railroad her is incredible. It was also done in one take
"Dat my kinda woman!"

[Ryan Detrick, CMT @RyanDetrick]

So many of these, but this one is a classic Chuck Norris joke. 🐅

#RIPChuckNorris

https://t.co/UcAuqNEtFF

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Such a sweet moment happened here 😍

[Enezator @Enezator]

A kind stranger noticed a disabled child in a wheelchair at the ice rink and spent time pushing him around so he could enjoy the moment too 🥹❤️