corey perry is a dong

[corey perry is a dong @773TrainWreck]

That throw wasn't luck https://t.co/t2R9Do2zsp via @YouTube

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@g47ix 7k eggs will suck forever

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@SecondCitySam @TuckerFits still too soon

[Minor League Promos @MiLBPromos]

A thread of new looks, teams, and alternate identities have debuted this off season:

[laurence @functi0nZer0]

Suspicious lack of new Banksy art since the Ayatollah got assassinated

Something to think about

[Fatherguy Everyman @thecathguy]

Dawg we parked the entire armada in your front yard how was this a surprise

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

bombing Iran in the middle of negotiations, while blockading Cuba, while rebuilding Gaza, while acquiring Greenland, while annexing Canada, while winning Olympic gold… the US is on an absolute heater rn

[John Macgowan @john_macgowan]

Imagine being a kid at school in Iran and the regime falls and then the stacy you were lo key in love with shows up the next day without her burqa and she's mid.

[80s Kidz @80s_Kidz]

Kids of today will never know of the beautiful voice that Pavarotti had.

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

oh no

fuck fuck fuck

just found out a bunch of athletes I hadn’t heard of a week ago don’t hate the president

I am going to throw up, piss, and shit myself nonstop for a week

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

my aunt said Kash Patel is disgusting

I told her I think it’s inappropriate he celebrated with USA hockey, but it’s not a big deal

she said she had no idea what I was talking about and she thinks he’s disgusting because he’s Indian

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

RIP in peace Reverend Jesse Jackson

[golem of pain #ACAN 🇯🇲 @G00NL0RD]

I Must Be Dying Of Dysentery On The Oregon Trail Because I Can’t Stop Shitting On These Niggas

[Coach Duggs @CoachDuggs]

That’s for Pearl Harbor!

[Pierre LeBrun @PierreVLeBrun]

Jack Eichel with the line of the day so far, when asked about the Tkachuk brothers rooming together in the athletes village:
“I think they probably push their beds together. …. If we hear someone go through a wall in the middle of the night, probably know where it came from.”

[corey perry is a dong @773TrainWreck]

@espn 3 of the greatest sweaters of all time…

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@RepAndyBiggsAZ Party of losers

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@CoachForGov Party of losers

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@GuntherEagleman Democrats, republicans… tomāto, tomăto