Sherri Rodriguez

Be patient with the faults of others if you expect them to have patience with yours.

[Nanci Hebert @FlorentinSuper]

Understand the difference between what you're getting... and what you deserve.

[Sherri Rodriguez @79_petrik]

That awkward moment when you know someone is lying to you.

[Madeline Salazar @jykparmiq1]

Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.

[Sherri Rodriguez @79_petrik]

Ever been in a situation where you know someone is lying to you, but you sit there waiting to see how far they'll take it?

[Louise Gerow @umakozG]

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

[Sherri Rodriguez @79_petrik]

That awesome moment when the whole class laughed at what you said, so you just sit there like a boss.

[Sherri Rodriguez @79_petrik]

Before u say something... stop & think how u would feel if someone said it to u.

[Sherri Rodriguez @79_petrik]

Whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly.

[Lenora Waite @edesyatskov]

Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm. ?

[Sherri Rodriguez @79_petrik]

Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.

[Karen Allender @PoteenkoMs]

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

[Sherri Rodriguez @79_petrik]

I'm pretty sure God created only 6 days, Monday was definitely made by Satan.

[Sheila Kitchens @lzaleshchenok]

ME: How about a quickie? *pulls pants down*

[Sherri Rodriguez @79_petrik]

I always test psychics with a knock knock joke. If they say "Who's there?" I get up and leave.

[Sherri Rodriguez @79_petrik]

Dear Board of Education, so are we.

[Julie Martin @Bludnishchev93E]

Honestly, Ive never seen anyone fall because of a banana.

[Pamela Meneses @MrZonina]

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: Management.

[Sherri Rodriguez @79_petrik]

Whenever my wife sings I have to go outside. Not to get away from her, but to prove to my neighbors I'm not beating her.