Lenora Waite

You get in the biggest fights with the people you care about the most, because they are the relationships you're willing to fight for.

[Jessica Frazier @itubashov]

Never underestimate a women's ability to find things out.

[Carol Fair @eelpidifor]

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

[Lenora Waite @edesyatskov]

The best revenge you could ever do to the person who broke your heart, is to just let them see that you're happy without them.

[Lenora Waite @edesyatskov]

My Mom + My Dad - Condom = Greatest Person Ever ;)...

[Lenora Waite @edesyatskov]

That awkward moment when someone takes your sarcasm seriously.

[Lenora Waite @edesyatskov]

"My memory is so bad..." "How bad is it?" "...How bad is what?"

[Terri Reichard @bredikhinpolik1]

Saying "nevermind" because you're too lazy to repeat yourself.

[Arlene Andreasen @igromak1]

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

[Lenora Waite @edesyatskov]

Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

[Susan Everett @xyjojRa]

The Gaga Law (RAH)^2 (AH)^3 + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)^2 + OOH(LA)^2 = Bad Romance.

[Lenora Waite @edesyatskov]

I Couldn't Help But Notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u' ;)

[Lenora Waite @edesyatskov]

The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.

[Elizabeth Lopez @titenskaya]

"I love you" "OMG, really? What a coincidence!" "Why? You love me too?" "No, I love myself too!"

[Terri Reichard @bredikhinpolik1]

That awkward moment when you're about to walk into someone so you move out the way, but they move in the same direction.

[Lenora Waite @edesyatskov]

That awkward moment when you're trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it.

[Jenny Lockett @isakiytorgonsk1]

Did u hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Popeye's over that bitch Wendy? The funeral is at K.F.C. You going? Im taking the Subway.

[Lenora Waite @edesyatskov]

Forget about full moons. Apparently, the real werewolf comes out whenever there's a full box of tampons in the grocery bag.

[Lenora Waite @edesyatskov]

Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm. ?

[Sylvia Kearney @edozyxM]

Adolescence - When children start bringing up their parents.

[Kimberly Lassiter @ilner86]

WIFE: As opposed to what?