Louise Gerow

The best relationship is when we can act like lovers and best friends.

[Louise Gerow @umakozG]

The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you're watching.

[Lisa Soto @ChernyakinKarl]

Wife: "I'll be back honey!" Husband: "Don't threaten me like that!"

[Judith Snow @sass841]

Nothing is more Beautiful than a real Smile that has struggled through tears..

[Julie Morris @76Savvateeva80]

Whenever I delete text messages, I feel like I'm deleting evidence..

[Olga Ramos @asipatra1]

Making faces at a baby when the parents aren't looking.

[Leigh Brown @2016Staneva]

That awkward moment when you know someone is lying to you.

[Mary Hopkins @BakuninSeveryan]

Don't complain about the dentist fee of $90 for 1 minutes work to extract a tooth! He can make it last longer!

[Louise Gerow @umakozG]

Wifi & Wife? Neighbors Have An Eye On Both Of Them.

[Louise Gerow @umakozG]

Don't call them fake, if u still chill with them... cause it makes you look worse.

[Louise Gerow @umakozG]

She comes off as strong, but maybe she fell asleep crying. She acts like nothing is wrong, but maybe she's just really good at lying.

[Louise Gerow @umakozG]

FUCK SCHOOL. FUCK THEM TEACHERS. FUCK THE PRINCIPAL. FUCK THEM UGLY ASS KIDS. FUCK THEM RULES. FUCK HOMEWORK. FUCK THEM FINALS. FUCK IT ALL!

[Louise Gerow @umakozG]

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

[Terri Reichard @bredikhinpolik1]

"Hi, Welcome to Hollister. Here's your gas mask and your flashlight."

[Louise Gerow @umakozG]

Accidentally typing what you just heard.

[Anne Robinson @76Protas]

When a bird craps on my car, I like to sit outside and eat a plate of scrambled eggs, just so all the other birds know what I'm capable of.

[Teresa Orcutt @88Ardanova]

Me + Mathematics = Syntax error.

[Louise Gerow @umakozG]

Niggas will spend $200 on shoes but got no car. . Guess them feet gotta be comfy while you walkin

[Louise Gerow @umakozG]

Those who can laugh at troubles must be having a hilarious time nowadays.

[Louise Gerow @umakozG]

Just imagine, Usain Bolt was your father and you were trying to run away from a beating.

[Louise Gerow @umakozG]

"I'd like a $5 dollar footlong"....."That'll be 7.05"....."Bitch what??