Marcus

- Ich mag Züge! - Macht sein Auslandsjahr im Internet #neuland
Nachhaltig von V.A.G. Reparaturleitfäden geschädigt!

[ℏεsam @Hesamation]

Dear recruiters, if you are writing a job posting for AI Engineering, here is how long each tool has been available, so you don't make a fool of yourself:
TensorFlow: 17 years
MCP: 6 years
vLLM: 7 years
Ollama: 10 years
CrewAI: 12 years
CUDA: 25 years
JAX: 11 years
Weaviate: 14 years
HF Transformers: 19 years
Triton (OpenAI): 10 years
LlamaIndex: 8 years
LangSmith: 8 years
AutoGen: 22 years
LangGraph: 22 years

[SEGA RAIDED MY HOUSE AT 7AM @Dariusaurus]

Hi Sarah 🙂👻

[Strace @straceX]

linus torvalds gave us the greatest kernel in human history for free and we use it to run javascript. he must hate us so much

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Fun fact you can do everything you want with just HTML tables and people liked that version of the Internet a lot better

[htmx.org / CEO of Big Pickle (same thing) @htmx_org]

surrealism as a service

[Andrew (Toycat) @ibxtoycat]

Java changelog vs bedrock changelog for this week, lol

[Hecki  @EinHecki]

MAUS LOK 🗣️

[Jesse🔸⏹️ @PoliticalKiwi]

Update: the SPD toaster has started to melt, which is surely a reflection of their terrible polling numbers.

[ReactOS @reactos]

Here's Microsoft Visual Basic 6 running on #ReactOS!
Tested on real hardware, by @AotoriHibiki!

[Neil Zeghidour @neilzegh]

Me defending my O(n^3) solution to the coding interviewer.

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Remember phpBB?

[Ben Eater @beneater]

Anyone else out there vibe circuit-building?

[solst/ICE of Astarte @IceSolst]

I wrote Task Unmanager: keeps killing processes Russian Roulette style, until your machine crashes

[ℏεsam @Hesamation]

this is a catastrophe. StackOverflow provided data to LLMs, LLMs replaced StackOverflow, and now no new Q&A hub exists to provide fresh data. it’s a self-undermining causal loop, like mold growing on food, consuming it, and dying once the food is gone.

[ksa 🏴‍☠️ @kosa12m]

this cat's name is

"not for public release" filetype:pdf site:https://t.co/FFkdoQ6rfM

look it up on google

[Roblox_Cat @Roblox_Cat_lol]

Bugs when you lift up their rock.

[cnlohr @cnlohr]

Friday approves of JLCPCB's spectacular double walled shipping box quality.

[Yanis Varoufakis @yanisvaroufakis]

Yes, I know. Nothing I can do about it. YouTube refuses to take these deep fakes down. And even if they do, they spring up faster than I can shut them down. I suppose we must all learn to doubt all we see and hear. Perhaps this is the beginning of social media's self-immolation...