Adventist Jesus 🐳

Investigative Judging the Earth since 1844. Skilled with a whip. Fish sandwiches for everyone! (All Tweets the Word of the ME) He/Hymn/Godhead

[Adventist Jesus 🐳 @7thDaySavior]

You heard Me say, ‘I am going away.’ If you loved me, you would be glad that I am going away, because Twitter kinda sucks now. I have told you now before it happens, so that when it does happen you will believe.

[Adventist Jesus 🐳 @7thDaySavior]

Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid.

[Adventist Jesus 🐳 @7thDaySavior]

It'll probably take a couple thousand years, but what's that among friends?

[Adventist Jesus 🐳 @7thDaySavior]

Don't let your hearts be troubled. You believe in God; believe also in Me.
My Father’s Internet has many Social Networks; I'll go prepare a place for you. 
If I go, I'll come back and get you so you may be where I AM.
You know the way to the place where I am going.

[Adventist Jesus 🐳 @7thDaySavior]

It is necessary for Me to go away so that the Twitter Comforter can come.

Don't worry. The Comforter will tell you what to Tweet.

You'll Tweet even better stuff than I did.

[Tim Amor @TimAAmor]

Following Jesus will most often mean doing the exact opposite of whatever Mark Driscoll says.

[Adventist Jesus 🐳 @7thDaySavior]

Trump keeps nodding off. He should try some of that woke instead.

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Misogyny masquerading around as Christianity is still just misogyny.

[Adventist Jesus 🐳 @7thDaySavior]

@BasedMikeLee Let's do this!!!

[Adventist Jesus 🐳 @7thDaySavior]

@anthony_bosman Sabbath just means I AM too busy resting to prioritize anything else.

[Adventist Jesus 🐳 @7thDaySavior]

@AndrewYang Especially when those years will be spent in prison.

[Franklin Harris 🌐 @FranklinH3000]

Dave Ramsey is trending because the guy who tells you not to even use credit cards has endorsed someone who has declared bankruptcy six times.

[Adventist Jesus 🐳 @7thDaySavior]

Good thing Elon Musk isn't good at public speaking. It keeps the surrogate from being effective.

[Adventist Jesus 🐳 @7thDaySavior]

@theman_phen66 @kevinmyoung Why not let the determination go to each city? Or better yet, each woman?

[Tim Amor @TimAAmor]

Misogyny is only a “basic Christian belief” if your “Christianity” is based on misogyny and not Jesus.

[Adventist Jesus 🐳 @7thDaySavior]

@lillithp I AM omnipresent!

but not on TikTok or anywhere else.

[Adventist Jesus 🐳 @7thDaySavior]

Deleting Twitter once My archive download is complete.

I descended into hell once. Once was enough.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

A mysterious donor covered Kavanaugh's $92,000 country club dues, $200,000 in credit card debts, and a $1.2 million mortgage.

Following these payments, Kavanaugh voted to maintain Trump's ballot presence and is postponing his trial in DC.

[Adventist Jesus 🐳 @7thDaySavior]

@PastorMark As a Christian, you cannot listen to Mark Driscoll

[Adventist Jesus 🐳 @7thDaySavior]

We blocked Elon on purpose, because we don't want to see his nonsense.

I bet that makes Elon sad and angry.

So you're changing how the block function works. So we will still have to see Elon's nonsense.

[Engineering @Engineering]

Soon we’ll be launching a change to how the block function works.

If your posts are set to public, accounts you have blocked will be able to view them, but they will not be able to engage (like, reply, repost, etc.).