Reina Snyder

The longer you have to wait for something, the more you will appreciate it when it finally arrives.No DM

[Reina Snyder @85Grozdov]

Teacher: "From all the talking I assume you're done with your homework." Student: "From all the complaining I assume you're still single."

[Reina Snyder @85Grozdov]

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

[Reina Snyder @85Grozdov]

I don't care if it's 5am. I don't consider it "tomorrow" until I wake up.

[Reina Snyder @85Grozdov]

The death penalty: Killing people that kill people to show people that killing people is wrong.

[Reina Snyder @85Grozdov]

Being lied to hurts, especially when you know it's a lie and especially from someone you love.

[Reina Snyder @85Grozdov]

That moment when you do something epic and no one is around to see it.

[Reina Snyder @85Grozdov]

The best way to make someone remember you? Borrow money from them.

[Alma Taylor @avreliankundik1]

I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.

[Reina Snyder @85Grozdov]

Math problems: "Jane bought 72 sofas." BITCH, who the hell would buy 72 sofas?

[Reina Snyder @85Grozdov]

I think, therefore I'm single.

[Reina Snyder @85Grozdov]

Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.

[Reina Snyder @85Grozdov]

I work awfully hard trying to disguise the fact that I'm a lazy bastard.

[Ethel Barnes @akinfb1]

"I wasn't that drunk..." "Dude, you picked up a little mexican girl and screamed, "DORA! I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME"

[Reina Snyder @85Grozdov]

There's a special place in Hell reserved for people who use hashtags on Facebook.

[Ashley Boulanger @pukhovkin]

Yelling random numbers when someones counting. You are truly cruel!

[Reina Snyder @85Grozdov]

My Boss asked me to start the Presentation with a Joke; I attached my Salary Payslip on the 1st Slide.

[Mary Thompson @LDlenara]

Best feeling ever: Waking up and seeing you still have a couple hours to sleep.

[Mary Beard @79Elfiya]

I Hate That Feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo, and get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower.

[Reina Snyder @85Grozdov]

Less love, more sex, no calls, just texts, new boo, no ex, more sleep, no stress.

[Reina Snyder @85Grozdov]

No matter how amazing you are at something, there will always be an 8 year old Asian kid who is better.