Kasper

Go wild, for a time ...... be anything but predictable !! 🇱🇨 🇩🇪 ..#sagittarius

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

You can literally see the smaller guy activate the second he tapped his fists together 😶

[aether @bluewdrift]

Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans and the world will continue without you.

So live a little.

[Topskills Sports UK @topskillsportuk]

🚨 GREATEST DEBUT IN FOOTBALL HISTORY? 🇳🇴🤖

Borussia Dortmund were trailing 3-1 away to Augsburg on the 56th minute when 19-year-old new signing Erling Haaland steps onto the pitch for his Bundesliga debut.

What followed was pure madness:

⚽ 59' — Scores with his very first touch, needing only 183 seconds to find the back of the net.

⚽ 70' — Slots home his second to put Dortmund ahead.

⚽ 79' — Completes an unbelievable 20-minute hat-trick to seal a 5-3 comeback win.

3 shots, 3 goals, and a superstar announced himself to the world. 🤯🔥

The rest is history. ⏳

[aether @bluewdrift]

I can’t stress this enough. GET OUT OF YOUR HOMETOWN. Even if it’s not forever. Move. Travel. See the world. There is more to life than the same 10 people and the same 2 bars.

[DRE💔 @Motion_Boy_]

Woke up around 2am to pee and I overheard my mom praying for me.
I can't fail!!

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Bro has NO IDEA what he just did for the twitter community 😂😂

[SEKEMI🍁 @_mowati]

At my lowest…I do not want to speak.

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

If a relationship can be ruined by simply having a conversation about your emotions, standards, or expectations, then it was never a relationship worth being in

[LEN @jaaayLENo]

I hate the idea that you have to endure pain and suffering to be with someone for a long time. I really rebuke that narrative.

[Kasper @8888damian]

@UncleMalBets Homer

[Kasper @8888damian]

@ANON_BETTING Win

[Sonia @BalogunSonia4]

Dating past your 30s is realizing attraction is easy … but alignment is rare.

[Game 7 @game7__]

Sports fans can't agree on much anymore.

But everyone is seemingly in agreement on this:

Audi Crooks could legitimately beat some NBA players in a game of 1 on 1.

She could easily beat at least 4 players on the Washington Wizards right now.

And she's about to become the biggest basketball star on the planet.

Here's why.

Crooks just entered the transfer portal. One year of eligibility left. Every program in America is going to fight over her.

The numbers this season: 25.8 points per game. 64.9% from the field. Second in the nation in scoring. She scored 47 against Indiana. 43 against Valparaiso. 41 against Kansas. 41 against Kansas State. She was the only player in the country with multiple 40-point games this season.

Kevin Garnett watched her highlights and called it "old-school fundamentals mixed with new-age dominance."

But here's the part most people don't know.

Audi Crooks is from Algona, Iowa. Population 5,274. Her dad Jimmie was a 6-foot-8 basketball player who earned all-conference honors in high school and played in college. Her mom Michelle was one of the all-time leading scorers at Bishop Garrigan High School. They both wore number 55.

Jimmie died on August 14, 2021. He was 55 years old. Audi was 16.

She has worn number 55 at every level since. She has a tattoo on her right arm: the word "Pops," a halo, angel wings, and a Bible verse, Proverbs 3:6. Before every game, she prays and talks to her father. She says he has the best seat in the house.

In high school, she scored 2,733 career points. She averaged 32.9 points on 75.2% shooting as a senior. She scored 49 points in the state championship game. Back-to-back state titles. She went viral playing AAU ball and earned the nickname "Lady Shaq."

The full story of how a kid from a town of 5,000 in Iowa became the most dominant force in college basketball, and why every blue blood in the country is about to fight over her, is here:

https://t.co/8iE8JJJLcr

Then she got to Iowa State.

As a freshman, in her very first NCAA tournament game, Iowa State trailed Maryland by 20 points. Crooks scored 40 points on 18-of-20 shooting. Ninety percent from the field. Iowa State came back and won 93-86. She joined Bill Walton as the only player in NCAA Tournament history to score 40 or more on 90% shooting.

She was 19 years old.

Since she was 13, she has been body-shamed and criticized by people who have never come close to doing anything half as impressive as what she does on a basketball court every night.

Her response: "Being strong is something that I'm proud of. Being big is something that I'm proud of."

She doesn't argue. She doesn't fire back. She just scores 47 on you and walks off.

Iowa State's season ended with a first-round NCAA tournament loss to Syracuse. She scored 37 in the loss. Her teammates entered the portal. The program fell apart. And now, she's available.

UConn. South Carolina. LSU. Whoever lands Audi Crooks becomes an instant national championship favorite.

She's 21 years old. She's from a town most people have never heard of. She carries her father's number on her back and his name on her arm. And she plays basketball like someone dropped a 1990s center into the modern game.

One year left. The biggest transfer in women's basketball history. And she's just getting started.

[#1 @sh6rky]

Relationships culture is dead because everyone is negotiating to win against a person they’re supposed to be trying to spend the rest of their lives with.

[Mr. Pool @MrPool_QQ]

🔻The deadline was never for Iran.

It was for the 13 families.

48 hours. Not a military countdown. A financial execution order. Signed. Sealed. Delivered through a Truth Social post disguised as a threat.

While the Pentagon aimed at power plants, the Treasury aimed at accounts. 1,437 frozen. Zurich. Geneva. The Cayman Islands. All in the last 6 hours.

SWIFT is offline in 4 countries tonight. They are calling it a “technical issue.” There are no technical issues. Only scheduled demolitions.

THE PETRODOLLAR DIED AT 11:59 PM EST.

You were not told. You were not meant to know. But the gold moved. 3,800 metric tons. From the Federal Reserve vault in Manhattan to a location that does not exist on any map.

Hormuz was the trigger. Not the target.

03.24.2026. The day the invisible war became visible.

NOTHING YOU SEE TOMORROW WILL BE AN ACCIDENT.

Watch the markets. Watch the banks. Watch who resigns.

The first domino has already fallen.

⟁

[Kasper @8888damian]

@kryptonprobett Let's go

[JackTheRippler ©️ @RippleXrpie]

DAMN, THE WHOLE WORLD IS FCKD! 🤯

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

ngl my next relationship we're having a monthly sit down. just sit and discuss us..how things are going, what we can do to develop our relationship more. you'll be surprised at what just a lil communication can do for any relationship

[The Driven Man @Thedrivenman]

The price of marrying an ambitious man