Sam Flynn

single dad, programmer, dog owner.

[Sam Flynn @89darrow]

@stilespluscity yes.

[Burgerpit @burgerpitdarrow]

DID YOU KNOW that the first ever ballpit was invented by Eric McMillan? #factsfromthepit

[Sam Flynn @89darrow]

@jdrewnicorn @floozyfacade @burgerpitdarrow @slothburgr It's a little weird.

[Sam Flynn @89darrow]

@mindyindarrow @slothburgr at this point I care less about the food than the PR war. and which will give me more incentive @burgerpitdarrow

[Sam Flynn @89darrow]

Has anyone even actually proven that there's sloth in @slothburgr's burgers?

[Sam Flynn @89darrow]

@burgerpitdarrow @slothburgr it's a burger, he'll like both, I'm just saying.

[Sam Flynn @89darrow]

@burgerpitdarrow @slothburgr yeah, but what if Marvin likes Slothburger's burgers better?

[Sam Flynn @89darrow]

I think I'm gonna get a burger from @slothburgr and a burger from @burgerpitdarrow and let Marvin try both, see which he likes better.

[Slothburger @slothburgr]

@89darrow: Nature fact for you, Sam—sloths are the best animals of all! A large order of Jungle Fries is only $1.75!

[Burgerpit @burgerpitdarrow]

@89darrow @slothburgr Hi Sam! Come into our store for fast service and 100% beef burger patties! #nosloth

[Hive of Beeauty @hiveofbeeauty]

@89darrow @slothburgr Is it beelicious HONEY and mustard dressing?

[Sam Flynn @89darrow]

Man, Darrow's got some really hardcore PR.

[Sam Flynn @89darrow]

https://t.co/2UjUOUejoW okay, this is awesome.

[Sam Flynn @89darrow]

@floozyfacade I think so, yeah. god, it's been ages.

[Sam Flynn @89darrow]

@floozyfacade it's just not the same.

[Sam Flynn @89darrow]

@floozyfacade Slothburger's trying to win me over with jungle fries but I'm not convinced yet. have you had them?

[Sam Flynn @89darrow]

@slothburgr what's on these jungle fries?

[Sam Flynn @89darrow]

@floozyfacade hey, if I have to suffer, I'm not suffering alone.

[Sam Flynn @89darrow]

too bad neither of them's In-N-Out. I'd kill for some animal fries.

[Sam Flynn @89darrow]

being followed by both @slothburgr and @burgerpitdarrow, guess the fast food market's getting competitive.