JinglerOfKeys

Fast cars and wasting too much money on making them faster. Followers usually get blocked, sorry.

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@Chimpnnout We just assume you have no manners and are not articulate so we just approach it as such.

I mean dude's asking if beer is good to a white man.

Of course it is. Fucking dumb question.

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@NigBaby69 Yep fuck that guy and his whole fucking family

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@77WABCradio If I didn't hate the @Rangers so much, I'd be a fan.

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@ITsHerb1e @Cernovich So fucking what?

Let someone else make the same mistake. Don't pull the goddamn ladder just because smoking made you antsy.

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@unusual_whales "recorded"

Fucking stats man

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@graceelizh @GBPolitcs @thetimes fuck you

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@ThrillaRilla369 It's the majority of my vacations.

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@apbtmentality I had an older co-worker complain about these all the time.

I always found it weird that he was a @nascar fan.

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@isaaccallan "2026 FIFA World Cup tickets it bought as an investment"

Jesus tap dancing Christ these people all need to be shown the gallows. If you're an elected official of any city/state/government, go fuck yourself and your whole bloodline.

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@SholdonDaniels This tweet deserves more attention.

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@Lifeinvestmoney No one was supposed to find out about this

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@MelGibsonFan083 Called poverty ball for a reason.

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

Illinois ranks:

- first in effective property tax rates
- second in state gas taxes
- eighth in average combined state and local sales taxes

I'd rather give the Bears property tax certainty than 2.5 billion to illegals for healthcare.

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@sakebu_cheese_ Ok so your cursive is better than mine.

By a lot.

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@wormymcwormersn I've bought 10 cars from my local dealership.

I have my own private bathroom.

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@Polymarket Remember parents, if you're not paying a minumum of 5k to play 9u travel baseball then you're kid has no shot at college or any life after baseball whatsover.

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@ClownWorld I would feel bad if I didn't constantly here spanish speakers in the background as well.

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@MikeGrinnell_ Solidier field is such a pain in the ass to get to. It's also surrounded by homeless bums who just want to "hang" with you as you're walking 5 miles into the stadium.

Goddamn nightmare place is why.

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@BeckyLynchWWE I've honestly enjoyed following this Italian vacation.

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@greg_price11 Best legacy that cocksucker @GovPritzker can ever leave behind.

The amount of just flat dishonesty is staggering.