Dani Eberbach

Obligated to excellence because God Himself is supremely excellent

[Dani Eberbach @91Seashells]

I don't understand people who find cooking or cleaning relaxing. You know what I find relaxing? Actually relaxing.

[Dani Eberbach @91Seashells]

And they marry each other

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Why is literally every dog named either Sadie or Koda?

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@MarytheKate Wait what? I assumed that guy was like 40

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Update: I finally got to try a little bit and I can confirm it is both delicious and festive

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Brad put Fireball in apple cider and it sounds delicious and festive, but I can't try any because I'm pregnant.

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@makearainbow1 Or chase them through 2 aisles at Target while 39 weeks pregnant.

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Brad put Fireball in apple cider and it sounds delicious and festive, but I can't try any because I'm pregnant.

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My grocery store rearranged the cart area and I was so excited this morning because it was kind of a traffic jam before and this is so much better, and then I was less excited when I realized I can no longer even pretend I'm young and/or cool.

[Dani Eberbach @91Seashells]

Did anyone else have to call their husband and ask them to bring home spaghetti sauce, because for some reason you have none and your dinner plans changed after you spent way too long trying to get lipstick off your toddler's head or just me

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All these bins for organizing countertops and cabinets are so excited that they're stackable, but all I can think is that means I have to UNSTACK them to get at the ones on the bottom. 🙄 Because of course they don't have a way to get in otherwise.

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@Andrewtfawcett I also recently learned this and now I wonder how many Gen Z kids I've offended because I use the 👍 to mean... a thumbs up

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Tiberius: *sits and blocks the hallway as I'm on my way to feed him*
Me: *tries to step over him*
T: *runs between my legs and stops right where I was planning to step*
Me: *feeds him anyway because if I don't he'll yell at the bedroom door for 8 straight hours all night*

[Dani Eberbach @91Seashells]

I'm at the point in pregnancy where all I want to do is drink a giant fountain Coke and eat a whole box of grocery store M&M cookies.

[Dani Eberbach @91Seashells]

@artists_hope You'll probably have to get creative with storing wet things or closing them off from the cats. Also depends on the cat.

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I know we only saw 2 elbows on the ultrasound but I swear this baby has at least 9 of those things and they're all poking me.

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I don't understand reversible jackets. If it's Sherpa or fleece on one side and vinyl on the other, when am I ever going to want vinyl on the inside?

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@K_A_Schwartz I feel like I have heard of them but don't know anything about them except the name is familiar. But they sure are all over my feed tonight.

[Dani Eberbach @91Seashells]

Have we learned nothing from Boaty McBoatface??

[Prof. Brian Keating @Briankeating]

Help Uranus!
@NASA needs you!
What could possibly go wrong?? Drop your name…down below👇

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If I'm not careful every new piece of clothing I own is going to be either mauve, burgundy, or golden yellow.

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I'm like super obsessed with the color mauve right now. Anyone else??

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Websites are like, "Here's a list of comfy and stylish shoes for pregnancy when your feet are swollen!" and then have the audacity to show me Crocs flip flops and Ugg boots. 😑