uncle andy 🥑

28. not many thoughts in this one. certified tweet liker

[r @_rzua]

was what we had real or cake

[mc @brightmindedxx]

He leaked Miley's pictures and called her a sl*t when she was 15 years old. He was sexualizing a CHILD. I will never feel sorry for that horrible man and a ped0!

[propaganda @theiranwar]

Taking a break during sex cause I had to jerk off real quick

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Britney Spears addresses Perez Hilton’s psychotic break in new interview:

“That fudge-packer can choke.”

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Why is it called “no-fault divorce”, when there is almost always a child at fault?

[Lex @akvaught87]

How many fucking times are we going to read the same headline in one year

[uncle andy 🥑 @96dacker]

Could be updated to In Allah we Trust as part of Zohran 2028 idk

[jack jack @Jackles95]

so can we take “In God We Trust” off everything and actually commit to separation of church and state? It’s only been the motto since 1956, and we’ve made it pretty clear we’re not mature enough for it.

[Mike @da5705]

Ban them everywhere then put everyone who bought a pair on the sex offender registry.

[Patrick Hedger @pat_hedger]

Guess which two make it impossible to build housing!

[21 year old rich auntie with no kids @JAYACTII]

republicans rolling out nicki to help them campaign in the midterms

[uncle andy 🥑 @96dacker]

@ax_ferg Good night FUCKERS

[uncle andy 🥑 @96dacker]

Most NESW place I’ve been to:

North: St. Andrews 🇬🇧
East: Queenstown 🇳🇿
South: Queenstown 🇳🇿
West: Vancouver Island 🇨🇦

[Michael 🇪🇺🌺 @Antikeburg]

most NESW place i've been:

north: Reykjavik 🇮🇸
east: Shanghai 🇨🇳
south: Ko Samui 🇹🇭
west: Teneriffe 🇪🇸

I take that it’s cool I think

[Yawn! (｡☉︵ ಠ╬) @YaniJPG]

no i actually very explicitly did not mean that

[uncle andy 🥑 @96dacker]

I miss train dog 😔

[very tall bart @TallBart]

Therapist: Are we being deadass?

Me: No

Therapist: Let's be deadass going forward

[tino @tiinoRB]

B***** *****h

[normal guy @notsotroubled]

Literally can't stop watching this

[uncle andy 🥑 @96dacker]

Noooo i forgot to poop yesterday 😩 😭

[Matty McTech @setupspawn]

This is the AI that will be taking your job

[uncle andy 🥑 @96dacker]

Go fucking fist yourself. I’ll put whatever I like on the rice

[doug 鞠一道 @douglaschu_]

do NOT put the soy sauce on the rice

[NotRobotic @Not_Robotic]

Its international frot with your friends day