Franz

MD | Pediatric Critical Care Fellow | Texas Ex 🇪🇨

[Franz @9franzi]

9 year old: so I need to stop eating so much sugar?

Me: *licks ring pop* yes, exactly

[Franz @9franzi]

@MarriottBonvoy y’alls app and website is jankier than superman 64

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Happy Thanksgiving

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Med students should be banned from participating in research

[Lu @blxcksaint]

true American culture is the soft drinks mural inside of every Walmart

[JAMA Pediatrics @JAMAPediatrics]

Study findings indicate increasing medical complexity and illness severity and longer hospital stays among critically ill children in the US. https://t.co/QjCMuCzUD7

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

[NEJM @NEJM]

This week’s most viewed article: Current Causes of Death in Children and Adolescents in the United States https://t.co/CC470FTtuf

#GunViolence

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

When the Texas government puts 10,000 times more energy into criminalizing drag shows and putting up the Ten Commandments in schools than fixing a dangerous, antiquated power grid

[Franz @9franzi]

@MandRtweets #AskMandR

Fun observation, the 2009 midi scale millennium falcon is close to in universe scale to the 2021 Slave 1 and they are both to scale to the new Xwing poly bag. Would you say that the Xwing poly bag and the 2021 Slave 1 are midi scale?

[Franz @9franzi]

I invented a new kind of hat trick with my indoor team tonight. Goal, assist, and a yellow card

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

BREAKING: Mesut Ozil has officially retired from professional football at the age of 34.

[Franz @9franzi]

That’s former world cup winner to you BBC, absolute legend

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Former Arsenal midfielder Mesut Ozil retires from football https://t.co/KJtbd0cmZN

[Adi @IDdocAdi]

When non medical friends ask if you get a “lunch break”

[Laura Vater, MD, MPH @doclauravater]

A message this week: “We're working way over 80 hours but can’t report it. My voice is so small."

Residents have little to no negotiating power & few alternative options. Their careers often depend on staying silent. And for these reasons they're exploited.

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Non-compete clauses

[Tyler Olson, EA @olsonplanner]

Every time someone blames physician compensation for high healthcare costs, the health insurance executives and shareholders smile.

[Frank @ihab23]

@Dr_Oubre I don’t need to know about a patient’s hx of cerumen impaction in the HPI, when they’re here for a GI bleed.