UnklAndy

ok let’s try a little 1234

[UnklAndy @ABrackenPrime]

My hand is fucked up and I LIKE it.

[UnklAndy @ABrackenPrime]

Wow nice forks, man. Mind if I test out the mouthfeel?

[UnklAndy @ABrackenPrime]

It’s funny when prince sings “maybe I’m just like my father” cuz what if prince’s dad is exactly like prince

[UnklAndy @ABrackenPrime]

@collnsmith It wasn’t always like that. He got addicted at some point.

[UnklAndy @ABrackenPrime]

@paulrust I asked for one and what do they give me? A one-way ticket to imagination.🤷‍♂️

[UnklAndy @ABrackenPrime]

@jamieloftusHELP Sweet dryer door refleksh. Very psychedelic

[UnklAndy @ABrackenPrime]

@MsSarahGuzzardo Was it?

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@doughboyspod @MikeHanford @zachcherrygmail Wow tasty lineup!

[UnklAndy @ABrackenPrime]

@marcmaron @OnlyAnExpert @WTFpod Fuck yes

[UnklAndy @ABrackenPrime]

@chelseaperetti Vintage CP

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@TheSloppyBoys @MikeHanford @meals_by_cug Mannggg!

[UnklAndy @ABrackenPrime]

@scullymike This is a proper joke

[UnklAndy @ABrackenPrime]

@MikeHanford Oh yeah right!

[UnklAndy @ABrackenPrime]

@markmcconville @TownlandBand @TheFederalNoHo @TheSloppyBoys @DontStopOrWell1 Wow wow wow 3 great bands!

[UnklAndy @ABrackenPrime]

@paulrust @MattGourley The stars aligned this week for Trustees in Atlanta.

[UnklAndy @ABrackenPrime]

I heard that when Yo-Yo Ma was asked to play at the Inaugural program, he said, “OK but do not ask me to play the fucking cello.” He eventually agreed so that the nation could heal.

[UnklAndy @ABrackenPrime]

A wolverine is when a wolf fucks a tangerine and that’s just a fact.

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When you knew the recount wouldn’t overturn a result but while they were doing the recount your paranoid mind started inventing nightmarish coup scenarios but then the recount comes in and the result has NOT been overturned, as you knew it would not be.

[UnklAndy @ABrackenPrime]

@johnmoe A man, a plan, bamlanivimab. Panama.

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@willhines yeah right as if