Alix Shapiro

[Alix Shapiro @AC_Shap]

@taylorswift13 @PrimeVideo WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME WATCH FOOTBALL!!!

[Alix Shapiro @AC_Shap]

I think Panera changed their bread

[Alix Shapiro @AC_Shap]

Currently cold rolling my face at work, does that make me out of touch???

[Alix Shapiro @AC_Shap]

@JSmitty72 Wait what????

[Alix Shapiro @AC_Shap]

I need to know the financials of being put on a dj khaled song! It’s a slap in the face that the main artist is just featured on the track. Please someone explain to me.

[Alix Shapiro @AC_Shap]

The order takers at chick fil a I think may be getting commission on the cookies. One of the best descriptions of a chocolate chip cookies I’ve ever heard.

[Alix Shapiro @AC_Shap]

Boston is OVERRUN with geese. Are we going to do anything about this?

[Alix Shapiro @AC_Shap]

@ihatejoelkim @JSmitty72

[Alix Shapiro @AC_Shap]

The guy I’m talking to just asked me what it means to lay out. I should stop seeing him right?!?

[Alix Shapiro @AC_Shap]

@amandathinksso This is so funny

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

My cousin works at the pentagon and he told me there’s a viral pandemic going around called the COVID-19

[Alix Shapiro @AC_Shap]

I’m at the point in my life where my ONLY shot at love is to go on the bachelor

[Alix Shapiro @AC_Shap]

I’m so close to ordering a @FabFitFun box. Do I do it? Very unsure.

[Alix Shapiro @AC_Shap]

In fifth grade when I decided to change the spelling of my name I did not foresee myself having to explain it at 27 to guys I’m trying to date

[mallory @cutswish]

sorry but i dont like him

[Alix Shapiro @AC_Shap]

I’ve said it before once upon a time in Hollywood did not deserve any credit. It was a boring movie with no plot. Jojo Rabbit on the other hand was amazing and should have one best motion picture - musical or comedy.

[Alix Shapiro @AC_Shap]

Hey @dunkindonuts you didn’t fool me. I did some measurements and I know the new cups are smaller.

[Alix Shapiro @AC_Shap]

Hey @Harry_Styles call me. Please.

[Alix Shapiro @AC_Shap]

Does everyone still have likes on their Instagram???