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$BRETT $SUI $HBAR

[bricky @domoambic]

noticing a pattern here...

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing they spend $80B to bomb Iran only to pay Iran $300B more to undo the damage

[Kalshi Finance @Kalshi_Finance]

BREAKING: S&P 500 is set to add over $900 billion today after the US and Iran peace deal announcement

[Fox News @FoxNews]

🚨🚨BREAKING: President Trump says the deal with Iran is “now complete” and authorizes the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz and removal of the U.S. naval blockade, after Pakistan’s prime minister said the U.S. and Iran had reached a peace deal to end military operations on all fronts. 🚨🚨

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Bryan Johnson reveals jet lag from a flight to Australia spiked his biological age by 13 years.

[CMS Invests @cmsinvests]

There’s one very specific reason this was announced on a Sunday…

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says peace deal with Iran is officially complete and the Strait of Hormuz is now open.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

The stock market at the open tomorrow

[Branch Floridian @JackLinFLL]

Leave Florida now. You cannot survive this

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

$1.2 TRILLION ADDED TO US STOCKS IN JUST 20 MINUTES.

Market explodes after Trump cancels Iran airstrikes and says the US-Iran deal signing will happen soon.

S&P 500 is up +1.33%, adding $890 billion to its market cap.

Nasdaq is up +1.75%, adding $670 billion.

Dow is up +1.22%, adding $150 billion.

Russell 2000 is up +1.70%, adding $56 billion.

And the SpaceX IPO is less than 24 hours away.

We are witnessing financial history.

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

Trump announces a US-Iran peace deal.

U.S. stocks add $1.2 trillion in 20 minutes.

Meanwhile, Bitcoin jumps only +$1,400

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: National Weather Service issues extreme weather alert for Florida next week.

[ₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ @hamptonism]

This is a lifetime buying opportunity.

Coming directly from Blackrock.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 $1.1 trillion wiped out from the US stock market today.

[DANNY @Danny_Crypton]

🚨 WARNING: THE NEXT 48 HOURS WILL CRASH GLOBAL MARKETS!!

In 48 hours, SpaceX goes public at $1.77 TRILLION - the biggest IPO ever

I've been trading for over a decade, and I have never seen them rewrite the rulebook like this

Nasdaq, MSCI, and the biggest brokers in America all bent their own rules for ONE private company

That doesn't happen by accident

Let me show you exactly what they did:

First, Fidelity dropped its minimum account size from $500,000 to $2,000

A 99.6% cut

Think about that:

The most exclusive door on Wall Street, thrown wide open to millions of small investors - days before the biggest debut in history.

Ask yourself one question

Why do they suddenly want YOU in?

Because somebody needs people to sell to.

SpaceX reserved 30% of the deal for retail

THREE TIMES the normal share

And even then, most people didn't get a full allocation.

So to grab more at Thursday's open, they're dumping everything else TODAY to raise cash.

That's half of the selling you're seeing.

The other half? The smart money front-running July.

Here's the trick:

SpaceX doesn't join the Nasdaq 100 on day one.

It joins 15 days later, because Nasdaq cut its own waiting period from 3 months to 15 days

Just for this.

The moment it joins, every QQQ fund on Earth is FORCED to buy.

$22–27 billion in automatic buying.

Translation: imagine 50 buses all forced to pull into the same gas station on the same morning.

The funds know the stampede is coming.

So they're selling now to free up cash for it. Retail selling. Institutions selling. At the exact same time.

THAT is your selloff.

Now here's the part nobody will say out loud:

When the most connected money on the planet builds a $1.7T exit door and hands the keys to the smallest investors in the market…

That's NOT generosity

That's distribution at the top.

We've seen this movie twice:

- 2000 Dotcom
- 2021 SPAC mania

Insiders cash out at insane valuations while the crowd chases the hype.

The math ain't mathing.

So you've got two choices in the next 48 hours:

Chase the most expensive IPO in history at the open…

Or read the prospectus and realize you might BE the exit.

The next few days will be INSANE, but don't worry - I'll break down every move as it happens, like I always do.

Like it or not, I called every major top and bottom of the last decade publicly. I'll call this one too.

Many people are going to wish they followed me before June 12, 2026.

Soon, you'll understand why.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: SpaceX IPO reportedly expected to mint 4,000 new millionaires — “from engineers to cafeteria workers”

[Iced @IcedKnife]

how do i tell my wife I lost all our money

[Ted @TedPillows]

$1,500,000,000,000 has been erased from the US stock market today.

Absolute bloodbath.

[Ted @TedPillows]

Stocks are dumping.
Gold is dumping.
Silver is dumping.
Crypto is dumping.
Bonds are dumping.
Even Oil is dumping.

If everything is dumping, where the hell is money going?

[AstroScroll @astroscroll]

NEWS🚨: Renowned AI professor claims the universe is a simulation created to develop superintelligence — and will "soon be turned off."