A Dyke In The Life

A Day in the Life of a certain wannabe miscreative. Little known alias: Douchemeat

[Brian Dykeman @dizzyke]

The robot be dropping some choice verbiage and rhyme.
🤖♪📜
@JModel1984
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[A Dyke In The Life @ADykeInTheLife]

Those Russian sex-cam scammers coming after me with a fervor of a thousand burning clamidia sores... Or so I imagine. I wear rubbers.
Easier clean up and no woman is worthy my seed. 🌱
(Well... One or two... thousand. You may or may not know who you are.)
Not you, though. Surely.

[Brian Dykeman @dizzyke]

What is it? A trash fire, a car wreck?
Some guy burning down every bridge he crosses?

Hows about all the above with heap helping of shit salad on the side?
(Easy on the oil-- no balsamic, naturally)
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[Brian Dykeman @dizzyke]

In this week's 'Gussied Guises' heaping helping of #BigKosherDinner: if the robot isn't going over the finer points of process welding preferences, we're wading into the weeds of what might otherwise be considered 'Toilet Law.'
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[A Dyke In The Life @ADykeInTheLife]

Me Cereza Negra. Tienes me sangre, y me corazón. Me sueños todas.

[Brian Dykeman @dizzyke]

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Congratulations to the Best Ongoing Series runner-up, Best Journal Entries Series runner-up, and Best Humor/Comedy Series runner-up, 'Carcerated Grammar' by Brian Dykeman!! @Dizzyke #2017ChannilloAwards

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[A Dyke In The Life @ADykeInTheLife]

@NianticLabs 17+ hours defending gym to return with no reward? Where's the incentive?

[A Dyke In The Life @ADykeInTheLife]

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[Brian Dykeman @dizzyke]

Breaks from #writing to put together new #acting #comedy #reel:

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