Alex Barry

Editor, writer, fermentation enthusiast.

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@NateSilver538 Thinking makes you sad. Got it.

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@JennyENicholson The entire platform is borderline unusable now.

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@SpotifyStatus Reports of it being a direct result of laying off thousands of people who kept the lights on and knew how things worked, however....

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@elonmusk Damn, can't anyone take a joke anymore? I thought comedy was legal now.

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@cenkuygur Friendship?

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@unusual_whales Yeah, K holes are a bitch

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@elonmusk @DOGE Because helping to stabilize developing countries that have a history of violence and chaos helps prevent the rise of organized terrorist organizations and promotes the safety of the US and US interests.

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@whittler_e Yes. They are also meab spirited and spiteful. Someone else doing well is an affront to them.

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@elonmusk The keen observer will not that they were actually earmarked to audit Elon and his criminal buddies. Which is why he went after them.

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@ezraklein You're confusing one tired old man surrounded by sad, defeated fatalists with a normal administration

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@ezraklein A lot of the current crop of CEOs have come to openly and vehemently resent the people who make them rich. And they're lashing out at every single thing their employees ever had or liked that meant the company had to treat them like people. It's wild.

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@IwriteOK And to build them with the same care and attention of the 17 year old who has to take the garbage out of that Circle K

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@unusual_whales Joe Rogan will soon have an expert on to discuss how chugging gallons of red dye makes you immortal

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@elonmusk You eat both arsenic and cyanide in small quantities all the time, dumbass.

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@why_sophie_why Awww. Good girl, Truman. You'd never drop two nuclear warheads on a beaten enemy to scare the Soviets, would you? No.

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@unusual_whales So it can shop and scroll 1000 times harder? The average laptop has reached and arguably exceeded the maximum computing needs of the average consumer. Who is this for?

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@elonmusk Community note: this is horse shit

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@Angry_Staffer But think of how cheap Canadian eggs will be

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@HalfwayPost Let them fight

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@NateSilver538 You really need to get into Warhammer 40K or something, bud. You need a healthier outlet for your tendency to get really worked up over the details of shit that doesn't matter.