FrankHeffley

Father of 3 demon spawns
Husband of crack addicted hoe
My life is Hell
(Not affliated with DOAWK or Jeff Kinney)

[FrankHeffley @AFrankHeffley]

@Sweetieheffley_ Mine is 4 inches in diameter 🍆

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@heathen_hills You do it better than Susan ever did

[Fregleys Mom @MomOfFregley]

why did my husband leave me for frank heffley now im stuck with fregley

[FrankHeffley @AFrankHeffley]

@MomOfFregley My 9 inch schlong is why

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Sorry for the lack of content, Susan locked me in the closet while she filmed her porno and afterwards couldn't get me out

[FrankHeffley @AFrankHeffley]

@Sweetieheffley_ go shit on the couch or something asshole

[FrankHeffley @AFrankHeffley]

@Sweetieheffley_ fuck you I was slamming pussy before you were even sucking on your moms tits

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Susan decided to teach Manny sex ed herself and it consisted of me putting on a gimp suit and being whipped

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@Sweetieheffley_ Went to work and made a living you useless mutt

[FrankHeffley @AFrankHeffley]

@Sweetieheffley_ fuck you I'm putting antifreeze in your dog water

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@FregleyB Stay away from my son

[FrankHeffley @AFrankHeffley]

@Sweetieheffley_ I swear to god if you do I'm taking you to the pound and having you put down

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I just walked in on Greg busting a nut to Hatsune Miku and I 'm preparing to execute him in the backyard

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@JuniorHeffley nut on my bed sheets one more time and I'll fucking curb stomp you

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@JuniorHeffley as long as I get my money back you can sell him as a sex slave for all I care

[FrankHeffley @AFrankHeffley]

@JuniorHeffley You better not be using my dildo you little fucker

[FrankHeffley @AFrankHeffley]

Rodrick just told me "One man's cock does symbolize the size of his heart". How do I put him up for adoption?

[FrankHeffley @AFrankHeffley]

@heathen_hills Susan wanted me to fuck her in the ass while she wore a diaper, that was a rocky time in our marriage

[FrankHeffley @AFrankHeffley]

Why don't you go suck that dick too since you've sucked more schlong than I've beaten Greg