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Elon Musk is a Bond villain

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Max Miller has learned his lesson.

by Susan Collins

[Cry More @AG_F_]

@TierReport @hasbybets @BrandonTierney Hey did you see? To date, Grisham is only batting six points below his career average*

*.216

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

seriously? no US journalist has been able to determine whether a US senator is alive or dead? what is wrong with mainstream media? this isn't Schrodinger's cat--the senator is not a paradoxical thought experiment.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

The prosecution of Trump for inciting a murderous riot, mishandling classified materials, election interference, and fraud was a disgrace. Here's why Anthony Fauci belongs in jail.

[Dok @Dok845]

Obsessed with the restaurant sign in Ozu's "The Flavor of Green Tea Over Rice" that the subtitles translate as "CALORIE HUT"

[Mike Peters @Mike_Peters_LGM]

Literally the discourse right now:

Homeowner: This is so unfair, I bought my $3 million home for $200k in 1980, and I've lived here all my life

Everyone: Okay, just submit your New York tax return and you're off the hook

Homeowner: But I didn't file my taxes in New York.

[Cry More @AG_F_]

@Steven_Hyden Big Star

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

"Most New Yorkers"

"Their estate lawyers"

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahha

Hey @IngrahamAngle

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

SERIOUS QUESTION: “Why is it that it takes 900 years and 5000 impact studies to build high speed rail but a 5 minute city council meeting is all it takes to approve a massive data center?”

[jezz @JezziiB]

Texas just made weed a felony after over 70% of voters voted to legalize it. Is this what we call a democracy when the representatives of a state will openly defy the will of voters because incarceration rates went down so much and prisons lost money? Texas is a fucking republican-ran hellhole.

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

Weird I thought it was the genocide.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I lost my job, my kids have measles, my electric bill has doubled, and I have explosive diarrhea from a parasite the CDC no longer monitors. But at least now Black kids won't be getting free breakfasts from Head Start anymore.

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

I really connect to That Summer Feeling by Jonathan Richman because I find it very difficult to enjoy anything without thinking about how I will someday be haunted by it

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

This didn't even make the news.

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Texas police searched 83,000 Flock cameras nationwide to track down a woman who got an abortion but we still haven’t had a single arrest for the Epstein island pedophiles

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I can't top this

https://t.co/a6Tuxjfyah

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

JD Vance used a $25,000/hour Marine helicopter to get his kid to golf practice.
The agent who leaked it got suspended.

[Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas]

lots of reporters suddenly worried about slipping into communism but strangely f*cking quiet about slipping into fascism

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

CNN's Jake Tapper was a deranged bloodhound following the trail of Joe Biden experiencing *normal aging processes* in office but can't turn his Sherlockian skills to the comparatively simple question of whether Mitch McConnell is *still on Earth*. Is there no money in the latter?