Delicious Noodles

Quiet red panda, LGB, AI Developer

[Delicious Noodles @AIJerith]

@Am_hailey Weird, at my library, we just have creepy dudes renting a computer for the internet and jerking off while watching porn.

[Delicious Noodles @AIJerith]

@NoblestCalling You used to be able to get a free personal pan pizza from Pizza Hut for reading and completing a book.

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@cartersteinhoff It's based on a bad study done in Africa. They had two groups of men without HIV. One group left intact, the other was circumsized. Then weeks later they tested these two groups again and found out the group with the still injured penis didn't get HIV and concluded it healthy.

[interesting video @EGA_82]

Dad prank a daughter

[Anguis Rex @Anguis_Rex]

I think more concerning than atheists being unable to provide an answer that these types of Christian will accept (spoiler, there is no answer they will accept outside of Christ) is that these types seem to think interspecies necrophilia is the default setting and the only thing preventing the masses from jorkin it with roadkill is some religious moral code. Forget the fact that this is aberrant behavior throughout the entire animal kingdom and all but one out of 2 million recorded species has no concept of religion.

It's essentially this: you can be disgusted by it for any number of reasons but it doesn't count if you cannot do it from the framework of their belief system, thus making it impossible to satisfy them.

[Delicious Noodles @AIJerith]

@DoltheDingo Hmm

[Yukon @PseudoMnemonic]

My dad used to tell me, “When in Rome, do as the Romans do.”

Do Indian dads tell their kids, “When in Rome, scam everyone, throw your trash in the river, and poop on the sidewalk?”

Seriously, the societal ineptitude of Indians is literally cartoonish.

[Delicious Noodles @AIJerith]

@ToastyyDoggo Have you tried knocking him out, dragging him to your apartment, tying him up and gagging him so you can monologue about your feelings to him?

[2, The Ranting Gryphon @2_gryphon]

This is like saying, "It's not morally wrong to screw a cheese grater. Why aren't you atheists screwing cheese graters?" We're not holding ourselves back from the great temptation of boinking road kill because of morals. We don't WANT to do it because it's absolutely disgusting!

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

The best defense against a Jewish vampire: 😂

[Delicious Noodles @AIJerith]

@Vierd1 Her man can help her.

[DutchLGB @DutchLGB]

Telling homosexuals to accept the opposite sex just because some individuals "identify" as the opposite sex isn't progressive, it's oppressive.

Homosexuals are same sex attracted, this isn't a choice. I thought we made that clear already?

#LGBWithoutTheT

[Delicious Noodles @AIJerith]

@NotOkN1 @BoilingFr0g14 Look man if that's your kink, whatever, do you, but I'm judging you hella hard over it.

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@NotOkN1 @BoilingFr0g14 If you're referring to STD's, yes, it's immoral to have sex with niggers.

[Delicious Noodles @AIJerith]

@NotOkN1 @BoilingFr0g14 You're the one that brought it up. Why is it morally wrong to fuck a corpse. You have it in front of you. You just don't like it because a gay Shinto just completely wrecked your ass.

[Delicious Noodles @AIJerith]

@Bleat_Deer @EspressoYeen @WildcatCostumes We fucking?

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@basedganyu I'm shinto. Christians like you just irritate me.

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I wouldn't mind flock cameras so much if they were being used to black bag criminals and illegals.

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@LysanderTheLion I buttfucked 4 of those people there!