Alex Doyle

A mystery wrapped in an enigma hidden under layers of sarcasm and science fiction. Also, I have a dog.

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Man, I wish there was a dating site for people like me: Just young farmers whose crops will always come first, but still yearn for romance.

[Alex Doyle @ALALDoyle]

@SpaceBusinessx !!!!!!!!!!

[Alex Doyle @ALALDoyle]

I am and Doyle and I don't understand https://t.co/cxFHTa9am2

[Jennie Picon @Jenniel41]

DOYLE Thing! The crowds will shout out your name if you have it on you! #DOYLE #shirt https://t.co/Cx4D3ppXyp

[Alex Doyle @ALALDoyle]

Heres a fun way to objectify and dehumanize a group of people - stick "the" in front of an applicable adjective e.g. "The blacks" "The gays"

[People's Daily, China @PDChina]

Chilling in the summer: A cute seal is captured sleeping in the shade in Yokohama Hakkeijima Sea Paradise in #Japan

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The horror of being warned that the person you're about to meet is "fine once you get to know them"

[Budd Anthony Diaz @buddanthonydiaz]

I remember every kid with a rat-tail having a mom that looked just like Tom Petty.

[Alex Doyle @ALALDoyle]

I need to stop listening to anything from @Lin_Manuel when I drive to work. I don't need to start my day w weeping before 8 am

[Alex Doyle @ALALDoyle]

There was a tech malfunction during the meeting. I used the time productively. #TeamInstinct

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

gettin prety good at makin baloon animals, so far i can make:
- a snake
- worm
- eel
- dog, hot
- 2 snakes

[Alex Doyle @ALALDoyle]

It's v telling that the most exciting part of my day was finally getting a popcorn kernel out of my teeth after 11 hrs of fruitless struggle

[Alex Doyle @ALALDoyle]

Update: I am just as tired as before but now I am tired and vibrating.

[Alex Doyle @ALALDoyle]

I am consuming a lot of caffeine. This cannot end poorly

[Keelayjams @keelayjams]

Kinda looks like it says 'WHEAT THINS' for a split second in the "Stranger Things" opening credits

[Alex Doyle @ALALDoyle]

I CANNOT WAIT until I don't have to do this job anymore 😒😒😒😒

[Alex Doyle @ALALDoyle]

"A boyfriend? In THIS economy?"
"Exercising? In THIS economy?"
"Staying hydrated? In THIS economy?"

[Alex Doyle @ALALDoyle]

I'm gonna start using "... in THIS economy?" as a way to get out of answering questions or doing things

[Sean Swaby @seanswaby]

Olympians: They’re just like the rest of us. https://t.co/H50sHv4zgz