Alex

Where’s your milkshake? #MartinsBalloon #THFC

[Alex @ALMAL96_]

@FootyAccums Cashed out for £700 off £2 before Lazios keeper equalised 😂😂 thank you and goodnight

[Alex @ALMAL96_]

@Michael52191004 @talkSPORT So you think West Ham then 😂

[Alex @ALMAL96_]

@TWEnclosure Mr Coffey

[Alex @ALMAL96_]

@penntapper82156 @markthecard @itvracing You’re so far off the mark on every point here. If you actually watch the finish, as opposed to just the last fence and the moments after the line as you’ve repeatedly retweeted, nothing suggests the horse is in distress. Just such an unfortunate injury but don’t guilt trip Paul

[Richard @gamray]

I can think of one thing you can do to help

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Micky van de Ven offering to fight Spurs fans. What a club.

[Alex @ALMAL96_]

@paddypower 112

[Alex @ALMAL96_]

@JCREN86 @BBCSport Take the half point off him, how’d you get on mush? 😂

[Alex @ALMAL96_]

@iamtomskinner Cats is good. Whilst you’re there, can you get my friends pants back? Cheers

[Alex @ALMAL96_]

@RobertDodds3 @talkSPORT @martinkeown5 He’s a clown and epitomises your fan base 😂

[J @itsjavedzk]

Awkward

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Spursy.

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

How many now lads? x

[Gareth Roberts @OldRoberts953]

UK audience vote - 12 points to Israel.

First time I’ve felt proud of this country for a long time.

[Alex @ALMAL96_]

@JeffStelling I would moan at my missus for watching the nonsense that is gogglebox, until one day she turned round to me and said “It’s no different to you watching that little fella watch football on a Saturday…”

Can we expect to see you on any reality tv shows in future?

[Alex @ALMAL96_]

@inglisdrev82 👍🏻

[Alex @ALMAL96_]

@Pm4445 @Footysm Shut up you fool

[Alex @ALMAL96_]

Littler would genuinely win this pub competition with two darts

[DartsAnonymous @anonymous_darts]

Luke Littler made a world final aged 16, now you’ve got Paul Lim making a world final aged 70.

54 year age difference.

This is what makes darts amazing

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

Tottenham celebrate their third goal against #ManCity by sitting on the Etihad Stadium pitch and pretend to drive a car. This is the situation. 0-3.

[Alex @ALMAL96_]

This loony once tried to write a book…

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The House of Lords, Brexit and the Royal Family all need to be gone.

This is the 21st Century, not the 16th.