Adriene

Wife, Mom, Follower of Christ, True Crime Aficionado, Yellow Jacket, and Snark Queen.

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Jesus just made that tackle.

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I take it #thesoccer is soccering this morning?

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Same, Abby. Same. #thesoccer

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First visit to Twitter since we got our new overlord. No one has to wear Muskveralls yet?

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@textilegirlGT Yep.

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This game is ass.

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Oh lordt we're wearing blue. #gtfootball

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Joined BeReal. Can't wait for the first post I get that was taken on the toilet.

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@mattlaswell @jholland444 I am speechless.

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@keithjgrant I'm just trying to figure out how you make a tiered tres leches cake.

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Catching up on #GreatBritishBakeOff .

My soul left my body watching Carole peel an avocado.

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Catching up on #HouseOfTheDragon . Starting to think these Targaryen folks aren't the most well-adjusted bunch.

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Auburn #55 looks like he's got 4 kids and a mortgage.

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@jholland444 Did you really just spell my name with two n's?

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Going to Target without any makeup on. Can't wait to see you all there!

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The most on-brand thing Waze has ever done is route me through the Lockheed plant's parking lot this morning in order to save me 3 minutes.

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So, when did all of my 90s jangle pop bands turn into dads?

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@dmbdmr Only under threat of bodily harm.

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Is there some sort of little-known illness that prevents teenagers from closing their dresser drawers? Asking for me.