Matt Laswell

[Matt Laswell @mattlaswell]

@iowahawkblog Oh I dunno. I’m pretty sure a definition of Texas that omitted some part of the state would get people pretty mad.

“Oh, I’m sorry Lubbock. We gave you to New Mexico.”

[Matt Laswell @mattlaswell]

@pmarca Biblical.

“No discipline seems pleasant at the time, but painful. Later on, however, it produces a harvest of righteousness and peace for those who have been trained by it.” - Hebrews 12.11

[Matt Laswell @mattlaswell]

@JonahDispatch “Inside you there are two wolves…”

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

Have one of the squares contain only a few pixels of the bicycle and make him fail the test whether he clicks on it or not.

[Matt Laswell @mattlaswell]

@blightersort @asymmetricinfo And we are all the poorer for it!

[Matt Laswell @mattlaswell]

This remains one of my favorite simpsons bits all these years later

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

"Now, there are many options available for dangerously underweight individuals like yourself. I recommend a slow, steady gorging process combined with assal horizontology!"

"Of course."

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

Why doesn’t 50 Cent just go on tour with Nickelback and call the tour “45 Cents” my god do I have to think of everything?

[Reid Wiseman @astro_reid]

Only one chance in this lifetime…

Like watching sunset at the beach from the most foreign seat in the cosmos, I couldn’t resist a cell phone video of Earthset. You can hear the shutter on the Nikon as @Astro_Christina is hammering away on 3-shot brackets and capturing those exceptional Earthset photos through the 400mm lens. @AstroVicGlover was in window 3 watching with @Astro_Jeremy next to him.

I could barely see the Moon through the docking hatch window but the iPhone was the perfect size to catch the view…this is uncropped, uncut with 8x zoom which is quite comparable to the view of the human eye. Enjoy.

[Tandy @dantypo]

One of the last good bits in sketch comedy…😂

[Boston Radio Watch®️ @bostonradio]

46 years ago today, April 18, 1980, 🇬🇧the Clash made their American TV debut live on ABC’s sketch comedy series “Fridays” performing “London Calling” and “Train In Vain”.

Intro by show’s announcer, the late Boston veteran actor and comedian Jack Burns.

[Matt Laswell @mattlaswell]

@BrentBeshore @PermanentEquity Those SRF tomahawk ribeyes aren’t gonna pay for themselves!

[Matt Laswell @mattlaswell]

@brianneubert What is rewarded is repeated

[Tracy Beanz @tracybeanz]

🤣Legit laugh out loud.

[Jameson Lopp @lopp]

Consider that the dumbest people you know are repeatedly being told "You're absolutely right!" by LLMs.

[Matt Laswell @mattlaswell]

@stevewhitenews

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

This was the last thing she ever said to me:

[Matt Laswell @mattlaswell]

This

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

no one on twitter has the right to complain about losing an hour

[Matt Laswell @mattlaswell]

@HabitualBoiler Bit ironic it’s on Shopify

[The Stoic Emperor @TheStoicEmperor]

The feed is infinite, but your lifespan is not.