AMShook ❤️‍🔥

#Sagittarius➡️ Eldest daughter, but still a bad bitch. Sequins are forever! #mentalhealthmatters

[AMShook ❤️‍🔥 @AM_Shook]

@nicksortor @smsamford01 😂You are killing me with your humor. Say it with me: "I'd imagine bankruptcy is Donald Trump's only way out."

[AMShook ❤️‍🔥 @AM_Shook]

@Angry_Staffer 😭

[• hatti @Whohewas0]

every time i want to apologize for being "too much" i think abt when the mad hatter tells alice "you lost your muchness. you used to be much muchier"

[Deep @DeepStarts]

Bro rejected the rejection mail😭

[Covie @covie_93]

The people who promised to fix everything on day 1 are out here on day 578 blaming Joe Biden.

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

📸 President @JoeBiden was recently spotted shopping at Old Navy in Rehoboth Beach.

He spent 36 years in the U.S. Senate, 8 years as Vice President, and 4 years as President of the United States.

And there he is… shopping at Old Navy like everybody else.

No entourage shutting down a luxury store. No designer boutique. Just Joe looking for a deal.

Trump would NEVER.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

They're saying the Turkish catering truck was called Panda Express because it was hiding some orange chicken

[AMShook ❤️‍🔥 @AM_Shook]

@paleochristcon I think both of you are crazy, but it was really adorable to watch how you tried to flip the script because you didn't know the charges. How are your donations going?

[AMShook ❤️‍🔥 @AM_Shook]

@ImBreckWorsham She should have pushed back on him on not knowing.

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

Imagine if Kamala Harris became the first female president of the United States and then tore down the East wing, obsessed about a ballroom, started a losing war with Iran, took away health care and food from children, raked in billions, fired everyone to put her friends in their positions, fell asleep on camera consistently, mouthed off on social media, openly prosecuted people she didn’t like without real cause, started a slush fund to fund domestic terrorists, and generally lied every second of the day. She wasn’t even allowed to laugh.

[AMShook ❤️‍🔥 @AM_Shook]

@Suzierizzo1 The cheapest I've seen in Tacoma, WA is $4.59.

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

This is like being a meth head and asking someone who's never done meth how they're going to get through their day without meth

[Shannon Hill @ShannonMFHill]

I’m just thinking that maybe they should have made Tupperware the color of spaghetti sauce to begin with. 🤔🤷🏻‍♀️

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Man, I gotta say, as an american. I love how trump illegally taxed us and now the biggest corporations in the country get a free check.

Awesome stuff from the don't tread on me, taxation is theft crowd. Appreciate it. You guys are killing it.

Also cool that Trump tried to ruin an Olympian's life because his buddy he gave a no bid contract too fucked up a pool.

Again, incredible stuff from the small, limited government, 2A bro gonna take on a tyrannical government, freedom loving, constitutional #1776 patriots.

You guys are on a roll. Really bringing back the patriotism and love of country. I can feel the red, white and blue flowing through my veins.

Watching a country we are at war with hack our water systems and then watch the president blame americans for it. Just a real chefs kiss. Makes me want to listen to the national anthem over and over.

[🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊 @Southside_Gunn]

Alive and well you stupid bitch

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

mama, an august behind you 😂

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

just watched my dog squeak a ball for 15 minutes and thought “wow dogs are so easily entertained.” Then I realized I just watched my dog squeak a ball for 15 minutes.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

When I heard about Senator Graham’s death last night, the first thing I thought about was not all the things he said and did in service of Donald Trump. I thought of the time before Donald Trump when he was a brother to Senator John McCain.

A time when senators from different parties could fight about politics and still be friends. A time when a conservative Republican from South Carolina could say of my father: “If you can’t admire Joe Biden as a person, you’ve got a problem. He’s the nicest person I’ve ever met in politics. As good a man as God ever created.”

That is the Senator Graham I will remember today. Not because I have forgotten what came after. Because in that memory there is hope. Hope for a country where brothers can fight like hell over policy and still share a meal, and a laugh, and the loss of the people they love.

I will choose to remember the time before Trump. Because I believe in an America after Trump.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Doctor: "Are you sexually active?"
Guy: "Well, I'm an alpha male and have a podcast about masculinity."
Doctor: "A simple "no" would've worked."