Andrew Marckres

May we all get to heaven before the devil knows we're dead…

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@StevenCheah God Damit Steven….

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@LoganJonesMaple @EddieBarstool Now your lawn….

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@LoganJonesMaple

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@Blutman27 @nickysmokess 802 the entire state of Vermont. But yes it’s only because it’s where we’re from.

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@LoganJonesMaple @VivaLaStool @chefdonnyy @mostlysports @barstoolsports Guest of the year

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Let’s all agree to win with class. Remember, hockey is our 4th best sport as a country and it’s all Canada has so we need to be kind when we tell the rest of the world to suck our dicks from the back 🇺🇸

#Class

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@BarstoolYak @BarstoolBigCat @clubtrillion my kid just got a one in a goodie basket from daycare… I think it’s asking for it…

[mock draft enjoyer @capsboybebop]

remember the super bowl where mr peanut fucking died

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@LoganJonesMaple No one better to sing about prohibition/Vietnam era Appalachian oppression than a privileged overweight white man from New England…

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@stoolbeachhouse @DannyJConrad If this Janny shit doesn’t work out….

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@JNics415 @1stbestMA_

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Me hitting my first parlay since Brian Roberson Jr didn’t score a TD on 12/29/24
@stoolpresidente

[YP @YoungPageviews]

GLORIA!!!!!!!!!!!!! GLORIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIT THE DANCE BORIS!!!!!!!!!!!

THE ST. LOUIS BLUES ARE ONE WIN AWAY FROM THE STANLEY CUP!!!!!!!!!

🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺

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@CaptainCons Meanwhile in buffalo….

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@CaptainCons Buddy you did that In the hospital sleeping In the chair and refilling the ice water!

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@BarstoolFaberU @KFCBarstool @KFCradio @JNics415 She’s not gonna bang you bro…

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@giamariano5

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@stoolpresidente @netflix @FeitsBarstool out here like……

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@DanteTheDon @PaigeSpiranac @VivaLaStool @KFCradio @KFCBarstool @FeitsBarstool @barstoolsports

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@BarstoolBigCat Glad I stuck with it! Hell of a ride!

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@_willcompton Explaining Gambling to the wife is always the worst