Logan Jones

“Best practice player ever” - Associate Head Coach of a Division 1 university

[Logan Jones @LoganJonesMaple]

@courtmattison Took hockey from Canada mights well take soccer from the world

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We are so fucking good

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We fucking rock

[Sidelines - USMNT @SSN_USMNT]

WE ARE BACK. LETS GO WIN THIS GROUP

[Logan Jones @LoganJonesMaple]

Charge infinity dollars to non-residents problem solved

[VTDigger @vtdigger]

Vermont’s public lands are costly to maintain. And soon, many may be more expensive to visit.
https://t.co/kJIsrv8mfr

[Logan Jones @LoganJonesMaple]

@courtmattison @Area224 @WillCainShow It’s like one mile away. If it was in MontP it’d be under water every June 😂😂😂😂

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@courtmattison All of the old junk in the hedge row that “someone will pay good money for” is still going up*

*so says the old men at the coffee shop when I say I wanna get rid of it

[Logan Jones @LoganJonesMaple]

@DaMidgetZimbo @Gillimoto I attempted this no less then 20 times in high school soccer and every time woulda had a field goal good from 60+ lol

[Logan Jones @LoganJonesMaple]

Waiting for another NCAA win

[Remember That Dude? @RememberThtDude]

Remember this dude?

Taylor Coppenrath, Forward

Vermont 2001-2005

#LetsRally #Catamounts

[Logan Jones @LoganJonesMaple]

So the Rays just went back to “good things happen when you put the ball in play” that every little league coach ever has said. I should have looked into being an analytic guy for a career instead of ag

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@thenamesvermont @UVMMBFannatics Any chance you can do a combined blog breaking down the entire roster and guess at first unit second into type thing?

[Logan Jones @LoganJonesMaple]

8 hrs in a prop plane when it’s 90 degrees dropping these will change a man

[Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature]

The USDA has kept raccoon rabies out of the central United States for over 30 years by air-dropping fish-flavored ravioli from helicopters.

Each one is a small packet coated in fishmeal with an oral rabies vaccine inside. Raccoons, foxes, coyotes, and skunks find them by smell, bite through, and swallow.

Many animals that consume the bait develop immunity, helping build a protective barrier across populations.

The bait is generally considered safe for pets and tested in many non-target species.

The USDA's Wildlife Services has been running this since 1995. Without the bait program, raccoon rabies very likely would have spread much further west.

A federal program you've probably never heard of is protecting your pets and your kids by feeding wild animals ravioli from a helicopter.

[Logan Jones @LoganJonesMaple]

The UVM effect

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

“I’ve talked to a few guys, and they’ve said some of the things they’ve heard him say in the locker room they’ve never heard come out of another coach’s mouth.”

Marty St. Louis is built different than other NHL coaches.

[Logan Jones @LoganJonesMaple]

Trying to offload the cat my wife rescued from her work at the barn dance that benefits the local library. Small town living….

Side bar Does anyone want a cat?

[Logan Jones @LoganJonesMaple]

@CourtMattison @Nationals This was my alternative solution so glad it worked out

[Logan Jones @LoganJonesMaple]

@CourtMattison @Nationals @Montreal_Expos Olympic stadium will fill again!!!

[Logan Jones @LoganJonesMaple]

Only date I’ve ever had cost this much was my wedding….which was slightly more.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"The average cost of a date for a millennial is now $252," per BMO

[Logan Jones @LoganJonesMaple]

It is no surprise that a UVM graduate uses his superior intellect to point how much Pam SUCKS. Her, Julie Taylor, Ted Money just the WOATS of tv characters.

[The Yak @BarstoolYak]

"She was this thing, the pursuit of your main character. Like the entire thing was about can he, will he, or won't he. And what you realize is she's kind of nasty." - @ryenarussillo on Pam from The Office

[Logan Jones @LoganJonesMaple]

Turnpike belting out 7&7 when you’re drunk with boys

[mimi ୨ৎ @pixelprayer]

what song is this?

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@OhioTate @StoolAfterDark @ryenarussillo better be suiting up! He’s contractually obligated for one appearance (per @PardonMyTake negotiations)