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[Matthew Stadlen @MatthewStadlen]

Quite funny Nigel Farage calling for a general election and claiming Andy Burnham has no mandate when he isn’t even an MP and is locked in an electoral struggle with a bin.

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

MAGA says they'll boycott The Odyssey. Which means they won't go to movie theaters to see it. Which means you'll see a great movie but you won't see MAGA...

Not only did Nolan create a great movie but he created a great ambience too. Freakin genius.

[James Powers 🇬🇧 @ItsJamesPowers]

If @andyburnham really wanted to help with Energy Bills he would remove the standing charges.

@MartinSLewis is right in this. Completely shameful that people have pay over £300 a year for the privilege of having a connection.

[David Hendry💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍⚧️ @DavidHe93145948]

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[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Here’s trump being mocked the same way that he mocks others.

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

The reason the world is upset with Israel is because of the 700,000+ innocent Palestinians they’ve murdered.

It’s not because they’re Jewish. Hope that helps.

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

Bloody woke lefties trying to save lives

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bruno and Rocket. Rocket insists on making a grand entrance. Bruno is happy to help with that. 13/10 for both

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

My Binface pledge card for Clacton - exploiting his opponent’s main local weaknesses

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

Binface has gone global. If he wins the by-election, Hollywood will make a film about it, Clacton will be back on the map and people’s house prices in the area will rise. Just one of the 5 million reasons to vote @CountBinface on Aug 13th 👊🏼

[Mitchell Rosenbloom @m_rosenbloom28]

This is incredible!!! #SaveStargate

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

@ZiaYusufUK Reform: The worst family since The Manson Family.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Actor Sam Neill has sadly died aged 78. As well has being a fantastic actor, he regularly showed his love of nature and farming. Here he is with his beloved duck. A lovely man who understood the value of the simple things in life. RIP Sam Neill.

[Dᐰniel Distraction 😎🤓☕ @SusanGardiner19]

The #DanielDistraction - a daily dose of #DanielJackson for your enjoyment. 
#Stargate #SaveStargate @AmazonMGMStudio #WormholeXtreme

[Venture Pictures @venturepictures]

The VALKYRIE fighters. A unique fan design from @RJB_Mallacore showing what Earth could do with Asgard tech! Had to make a fun animation for them. Made in Blender.

To Save Stargate. Naturally.

#SaveStargate #Stargate

[Rachel Luttrell @rachel_luttrell]

Shore Leave @ShoreLeaveCon with @dhewlett 😂
We got this…

#Stargate

[💙 Sophie Socket ♠️ @Socket1Sophie]

Shame there was nobody there to capture such a private moment.

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

I’ve never understood why police detectives carry out extensive enquiries and highly detailed forensic investigations when they could just ask everyone on Twitter instead.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Nigel Farage waited until the TV cameras were ready so they could film him laying a wreath for Ann Widdecombe.

Just when you think that he can't get any lower, he says, "Hold my beer."

[Keith Jebb @keith_jebb]

And good to point out that this is us subsidising Tesco. Politicians of all stripes complain that the benefit bill is too high, so some (of the poor) will have to get less. But in fact we are paying to allow large corporations to pay below-subsistence wages.